backseatjuan
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never mind, I replied to a wrong thread. sleepy
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Sh0t test maybe
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
KenAdams123
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Reply: Hey sorry, I'll get back to you asap
An example of a simple generic response you could give and still have her thinking you're actually "busy" since she's now probably thinking you're sending this to everyone that's texting you. Also makes it seem like you've sent this while you were in the middle of something, being really, extremely busy.
escaleraroyal
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since no one is helping me. I replied with
me: "no alcohol. Coffee should be fine"
her: "I have plan for the weekend already...."
me: "I'm out of town for the weekend..."
waiting for her to reply now. I think this one is into me.
me: "no alcohol. Coffee should be fine"
her: "I have plan for the weekend already...."
me: "I'm out of town for the weekend..."
waiting for her to reply now. I think this one is into me.
devilkingx2
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That reply is kinda awkward and makes you sound arrogant + rude, you should've been like "donald trump is flying me out to the white house" or "I've got a mission, They want me to come in and save america from terrorists again"
Something like this:
devilkingx2
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Me: we can get drinks or gorge ourselved on the blood of our defeated enemies, your choice
I'm in an angry orchard kind of mood tbh.That was a terrible reply, what the hell do you mean no alcohol!? Why on earth would you pass up a chance to get laid for a date that can't get you laid?
Coffee is a weekday thing, not a weekend thing anyway so I don't know why she'd expect it to be on a weekend. Not gonna go out on a friday night for coffee unless it's a sex euphemism
Also It's definitely NOT going well if she says she has plans before you even pick a day or time with no counter offer. Sounds like She's tired of trying to work around your busy schedule
It's time to stop playing games and get in the pvssy now, you are free whenever she is. Don't game yourself out of the pvssy like you're about to
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
escaleraroyal
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Sorry, I'm not an alcoholic, I don't really drink at all.Me: we can get drinks or gorge ourselved on the blood of our defeated enemies, your choice
That was a terrible reply, what the hell do you mean no alcohol!? Why on earth would you pass up a chance to get laid for a date that can't get you laid?
Coffee is a weekday thing, not a weekend thing anyway so I don't know why she'd expect it to be on a weekend. Not gonna go out on a friday night for coffee unless it's a sex euphemism
Also It's definitely NOT going well if she says she has plans before you even pick a day or time with no counter offer. Sounds like She's tired of trying to work around your busy schedule
It's time to stop playing games and get in the pvssy now, you are free whenever she is. Don't game yourself out of the pvssy like you're about to
Didn't know coffee was a wkday thing. LOL
Will try to ask her out on a weekday again.