"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Sex Tips to Please Women
- Thread starter B-Lemond
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
I was thinking in a Joe Dirt way "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"
The Real 5 Star Tips go to these guys:
B-Lemond said:
My girlfriend isn't into some of the stuff in here or it doesn't work well for her (every girl is different), but some of the advice I've put to great use and had amazing results. I tried the grinding during sex last night and she orgasmed 5 times through this alone and told me I blew her away, and just lay there afterwards saying "Oh god, oh god" for about 10 minutes.
Another tip I'll add to this is something I do regularly. Basically work your fingers extremely lightly and slowly over her body and thighs, gradually towards her cl!t, then starting rubbing lightly, teasingly moving away, then building up the focus and speed. Just as she's getting majorly excited and close to orgasm, slow down again or stop. Then start again slowly and build up, then slow down or stop. I do this several times and not only does it make the experience last a whole lot longer for her and drive her crazy to the point where she's begging me not to stop, but when I finally allow her to orgasm (note that I'm in total control) it's absolutely incredible! Then she literally begs me to fvck her and ends up having orgasm after orgasm!
The Sir Chancelot thread is a must-read. My ex, a beautiful model, read his posts and ended up getting so turned on she wanked herself silly.
In my 20 years of experience, the hotter they are, the more they want to be 'abused.' They get people kissing their ass everywhere they go and long for the simple discipline of childhood. Smack that ass, pull that hair, throw her up against a wall, treat her like a slut, that's what those dirty girls crave.
Not that I don't find the experience unstimulating myself.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.