MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
THIS IS STUPID AS HELL, LOCK THREAD PLEASE
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Lol i agree. I got off topic and sidetracked and a bit immature. I won't deny that. This will be the last post and i won't go that in the future.Originally posted by MetalFortress
THIS IS STUPID AS HELL, LOCK THREAD PLEASE
Smart move...you would lose.Originally posted by nomorechump
I was only teasing him. I know. We aren't fighting anymore. I respect my elders and won't argue with you b/c ill probably lose anyways :S
You mind to try on a friendly basis lol? Maybe see how bad you can bash me?Originally posted by Wyldfire
Smart move...you would lose.![]()
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Have funOriginally posted by Blizzard128
But I am.
http://home.stoik.com/uploaded/P1010148.jpg
Those looks, with a '69 Nova blasting Metallica to boot.
Well, I'll ttyl. Going to a party...
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Are you sure mommy didn't tuck you in for bedtime?Originally posted by Blizzard128
Yeah, sure. He's another pic of me in the morning in a hotel after I fk'd my g/f on vacation.
http://home.stoik.com/uploaded/Image5.jpg
Metallica blows.Originally posted by Blizzard128
But I am.
http://home.stoik.com/uploaded/P1010148.jpg
Those looks, with a '69 Nova blasting Metallica to boot.
Well, I'll ttyl. Going to a party...
admitting another man is goodlooking does not make you gay you fvckin homophobe.Originally posted by nomorechump
You seem to really enough scrunitizing the looks of fellow men. That is a homosexual tendency. Nothing against gays, but are you homosexual or something because it sure sounds so.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.