"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Scott Peterson a sexy ass?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nomorechump

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
THIS IS STUPID AS HELL, LOCK THREAD PLEASE
Lol i agree. I got off topic and sidetracked and a bit immature. I won't deny that. This will be the last post and i won't go that in the future.
But i just did not like the idea of someone making a thread on "i'm so good looking."
Plz :S .
 

Wyldfire

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Originally posted by nomorechump
I was only teasing him. I know :p. We aren't fighting anymore. I respect my elders and won't argue with you b/c ill probably lose anyways :S
Smart move...you would lose. :D
 

nomorechump

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Smart move...you would lose. :D
You mind to try on a friendly basis lol? Maybe see how bad you can bash me? :p (I dont usually post this much but ive got 3 papers to write meaning i can't get off my comp and they are boring as hell. )
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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chad2k5

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well I just asked my g/f if she thought you were good looking, and she agreed that you were. but I sure hope you aren't that arrogant around woman, they're gonna think you're an a-hole.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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PRMoon

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Scott P. is a sociopath. That's why he was able to do what he did. Though he does look pretty good, It has a bunch more to do with his ability to play people and pull them in different directions.

Too bad he was a screw ball, he might of made a good DJ.
 

Fatality

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Originally posted by Blizzard128
Yeah, sure. He's another pic of me in the morning in a hotel after I fk'd my g/f on vacation.


http://home.stoik.com/uploaded/Image5.jpg
Are you sure mommy didn't tuck you in for bedtime?:D

They like Scott because he is famous or should I say infamous. He's average looking, although you can tell he's carrying some extra pounds.

I don't think Amber is attraive at all. Lacy I liked.
 

the12thplanet

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Originally posted by nomorechump
You seem to really enough scrunitizing the looks of fellow men. That is a homosexual tendency. Nothing against gays, but are you homosexual or something because it sure sounds so.
admitting another man is goodlooking does not make you gay you fvckin homophobe.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Some women have a disease of falling in love with serial killers, psychos, etc. Its some sort of psychological phonomea, and I suggest you avoid those kind of women.

Its like how some men like women with penis.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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That **** always happens. Some women are just nutty. Ted Bundy used to have his groupies, too.
 
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