MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
THIS IS STUPID AS HELL, LOCK THREAD PLEASE
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Lol i agree. I got off topic and sidetracked and a bit immature. I won't deny that. This will be the last post and i won't go that in the future.Originally posted by MetalFortress
THIS IS STUPID AS HELL, LOCK THREAD PLEASE
Smart move...you would lose.Originally posted by nomorechump
I was only teasing him. I know. We aren't fighting anymore. I respect my elders and won't argue with you b/c ill probably lose anyways :S
You mind to try on a friendly basis lol? Maybe see how bad you can bash me?Originally posted by Wyldfire
Smart move...you would lose.![]()
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Have funOriginally posted by Blizzard128
But I am.
http://home.stoik.com/uploaded/P1010148.jpg
Those looks, with a '69 Nova blasting Metallica to boot.
Well, I'll ttyl. Going to a party...
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Are you sure mommy didn't tuck you in for bedtime?Originally posted by Blizzard128
Yeah, sure. He's another pic of me in the morning in a hotel after I fk'd my g/f on vacation.
http://home.stoik.com/uploaded/Image5.jpg
Metallica blows.Originally posted by Blizzard128
But I am.
http://home.stoik.com/uploaded/P1010148.jpg
Those looks, with a '69 Nova blasting Metallica to boot.
Well, I'll ttyl. Going to a party...
admitting another man is goodlooking does not make you gay you fvckin homophobe.Originally posted by nomorechump
You seem to really enough scrunitizing the looks of fellow men. That is a homosexual tendency. Nothing against gays, but are you homosexual or something because it sure sounds so.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.