"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Rollo Tomassi

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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duuuuude, hehe nice detective work
 

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tell me about it, here i was thinking all pimps were black.
 

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I can confirm affirmative.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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looks good for his age. very good actually. no homo
 

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Yeah, that's Rollo. Penkitten and I are both on his friends list. I thought str8up was in his friends, too, but don't see him.
 

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WhitePimp said:
I thought he was black for some reason
...says White pimp.

:crackup:

You guys should see the women he works with! Tssshhh hott!

Am I the only one who thinks Rollo looks like Brett Favre?
 

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I found that one a while ago, but I was nice enough to not post it for the whole forum to see.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Rollo Tomassi

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Heh,..it's OK, I have a MySpace site for a variety of reasons.

The Bat said:
Am I the only one who thinks Rollo looks like Brett Favre?
Heheheh,..my wife calls this "getting Favred" and yes I get it a lot.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Yeah, that's Rollo. Penkitten and I are both on his friends list. I thought str8up was in his friends, too, but don't see him.
Myspace is sooooo 2008
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Yeah, that's Rollo. Penkitten and I are both on his friends list. I thought str8up was in his friends, too, but don't see him.
So am I :D
 

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STR8UP said:
Myspace is sooooo 2008
I see your point, but I'd say being on just one of the two is so 2008.

Gotta get around to making a Facebook now. The rules have changed. In 07', you were REALLY creepy if you had a facebook and you were past 30.

I hear facebook has no blog; myspace's best feature if you ask me.
 

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azanon said:
I hear facebook has no blog; myspace's best feature if you ask me.
yes they do, but they don't call it a blog, they call it notes.:moon:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I'm just messin' around. I'm on both but I don't spend too much time on either one.

Like I said many times in the past......neither one is "bad" or "AFC" or creepy at ANY age. They are simply modern communication tools and are only as good as the way you use them.
 

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News Flash: Sosuave Forum issue #45 "Rollo Tomassi's identity is exposed" ,Lol. Now the Ladies whose guys left them might come looking for you to exact revenge.
It's just funny cos I was thinking the other day I wonder what Rollo looks like. Good job Eatgel, I'ill wire the money to your bank account later.
 

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Rollo, Your myspace is plain, besides the guitar solo. Apparently your forte is women, vodka, and sosuave + whatever else it is that you do. You should have someone redesign your myspace. Are you on facebook? I'd like to chat live with you one of these days. If I ever happen to be in your area of Florida I'd look you up.
To whoever said he looks like Brett Favre. You are right! So, Rollo do you consider yourself old school?
 

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jafyk said:
News Flash: Sosuave Forum issue #45 "Rollo Tomassi's identity is exposed" ,Lol. Now the Ladies whose guys left them might come looking for you to exact revenge.
It's just funny cos I was thinking the other day I wonder what Rollo looks like. Good job Eatgel, I'ill wire the money to your bank account later.
You guys are making this sound like someone did some major detective work.

I personally looked up Rollo over a year ago. It took me - ole - 30 seconds to type in "Rollo Tomassi" in the myspace search engine and, you guessed it, i got one hit.
 

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azanon said:
You guys are making this sound like someone did some major detective work.

I personally looked up Rollo over a year ago. It took me - ole - 30 seconds to type in "Rollo Tomassi" in the myspace search engine and, you guessed it, i got one hit.
Hey, man don't play this down for us ok? Lol. Do you know how long we've been trying to Unmask this Son of a... (Just kidding Rollo), lol.
By the way Rollo I'm not a big fan of metal but you're guitar solo skills are phenomenal and I see you do illustrations and Graphic Design (which is my major) Do you have a website where I can see some of your stuff. Otherwise you should put them up on my space. This might sound weird but I;m excited over this thread, lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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