Is that you buddy http://www.myspace.com/rollotomassi
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Rollo Tomassi
- Thread starter eatgel
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
I thought he was black for some reason
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
looks good for his age. very good actually. no homo
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Yeah, that's Rollo. Penkitten and I are both on his friends list. I thought str8up was in his friends, too, but don't see him.
darkstarrr
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wow. way to call somebody out on their identity. :nervous:
next mission for eatgel: logical_supreme
next mission for eatgel: logical_supreme
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Heh,..it's OK, I have a MySpace site for a variety of reasons.
Heheheh,..my wife calls this "getting Favred" and yes I get it a lot.The Bat said:
I see your point, but I'd say being on just one of the two is so 2008.STR8UP said:
Gotta get around to making a Facebook now. The rules have changed. In 07', you were REALLY creepy if you had a facebook and you were past 30.
I hear facebook has no blog; myspace's best feature if you ask me.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
yes they do, but they don't call it a blog, they call it notes.:moon:azanon said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
I'm just messin' around. I'm on both but I don't spend too much time on either one.
Like I said many times in the past......neither one is "bad" or "AFC" or creepy at ANY age. They are simply modern communication tools and are only as good as the way you use them.
Like I said many times in the past......neither one is "bad" or "AFC" or creepy at ANY age. They are simply modern communication tools and are only as good as the way you use them.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
News Flash: Sosuave Forum issue #45 "Rollo Tomassi's identity is exposed" ,Lol. Now the Ladies whose guys left them might come looking for you to exact revenge.
It's just funny cos I was thinking the other day I wonder what Rollo looks like. Good job Eatgel, I'ill wire the money to your bank account later.
It's just funny cos I was thinking the other day I wonder what Rollo looks like. Good job Eatgel, I'ill wire the money to your bank account later.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Rollo, Your myspace is plain, besides the guitar solo. Apparently your forte is women, vodka, and sosuave + whatever else it is that you do. You should have someone redesign your myspace. Are you on facebook? I'd like to chat live with you one of these days. If I ever happen to be in your area of Florida I'd look you up.
To whoever said he looks like Brett Favre. You are right! So, Rollo do you consider yourself old school?
To whoever said he looks like Brett Favre. You are right! So, Rollo do you consider yourself old school?
You guys are making this sound like someone did some major detective work.jafyk said:
I personally looked up Rollo over a year ago. It took me - ole - 30 seconds to type in "Rollo Tomassi" in the myspace search engine and, you guessed it, i got one hit.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Hey, man don't play this down for us ok? Lol. Do you know how long we've been trying to Unmask this Son of a... (Just kidding Rollo), lol.azanon said:
By the way Rollo I'm not a big fan of metal but you're guitar solo skills are phenomenal and I see you do illustrations and Graphic Design (which is my major) Do you have a website where I can see some of your stuff. Otherwise you should put them up on my space. This might sound weird but I;m excited over this thread, lol.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.