"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

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The fractures are often heralded by an audible crack, followed by severe pain, rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant,” Pyrgides said.
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
 

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I never let a girl do that wild slamming **** on my **** that is terrifying. It's better when they plant their feet and hands on the bed and lean back and methodically ride it like the pornstars do, though some girls probably aren't in good enough shape to do that. Other wise I just have them keep it all the way in and don't let them sit up so far that it can slide out. That aggressive sloppy riding doesn't even feel that good anyway.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
It's OVER for MisjudgedVaginalHeadroomCels.
 

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p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
I wouldn't know since I load up my browsers with all manner of anti-ad add-ons. :) That said, a lot of times when I type a female's name in Google search - with SafeSearch off - for the Images panel, I get a lot of porno pics. :eek:
 

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You have to control the hips. It's the only way to 'safely' run it.
I agree. Just like I am a fan of the sidestroke for swimming long distances, I am a fan of the spooning position - no unnecessary structural loads.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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