Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

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The fractures are often heralded by an audible crack, followed by severe pain, rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant,” Pyrgides said.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
 

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I never let a girl do that wild slamming **** on my **** that is terrifying. It's better when they plant their feet and hands on the bed and lean back and methodically ride it like the pornstars do, though some girls probably aren't in good enough shape to do that. Other wise I just have them keep it all the way in and don't let them sit up so far that it can slide out. That aggressive sloppy riding doesn't even feel that good anyway.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
It's OVER for MisjudgedVaginalHeadroomCels.
 

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p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
I wouldn't know since I load up my browsers with all manner of anti-ad add-ons. :) That said, a lot of times when I type a female's name in Google search - with SafeSearch off - for the Images panel, I get a lot of porno pics. :eek:
 

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You have to control the hips. It's the only way to 'safely' run it.
I agree. Just like I am a fan of the sidestroke for swimming long distances, I am a fan of the spooning position - no unnecessary structural loads.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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