"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

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The fractures are often heralded by an audible crack, followed by severe pain, rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant,” Pyrgides said.
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
 

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I never let a girl do that wild slamming **** on my **** that is terrifying. It's better when they plant their feet and hands on the bed and lean back and methodically ride it like the pornstars do, though some girls probably aren't in good enough shape to do that. Other wise I just have them keep it all the way in and don't let them sit up so far that it can slide out. That aggressive sloppy riding doesn't even feel that good anyway.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
It's OVER for MisjudgedVaginalHeadroomCels.
 

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p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
I wouldn't know since I load up my browsers with all manner of anti-ad add-ons. :) That said, a lot of times when I type a female's name in Google search - with SafeSearch off - for the Images panel, I get a lot of porno pics. :eek:
 

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You have to control the hips. It's the only way to 'safely' run it.
I agree. Just like I am a fan of the sidestroke for swimming long distances, I am a fan of the spooning position - no unnecessary structural loads.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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