"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find

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The fractures are often heralded by an audible crack, followed by severe pain, rapid loss of erection and severe swelling and bruising. “When [patients] present to their doctor their penis often looks like an eggplant,” Pyrgides said.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
 

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I never let a girl do that wild slamming **** on my **** that is terrifying. It's better when they plant their feet and hands on the bed and lean back and methodically ride it like the pornstars do, though some girls probably aren't in good enough shape to do that. Other wise I just have them keep it all the way in and don't let them sit up so far that it can slide out. That aggressive sloppy riding doesn't even feel that good anyway.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I would hazard a guess to think that it’s probably about leverage that is using your penis like a crowbar lmao.

Anyone who has had any amount of sex worth mentioning has probably had a close call when pounding or having a gal go ape while on top. If she’s slamming you into her with her full body weight and misjudges how far you’re inside then BAM!

Part of the reason I hold a woman’s hips when she’s on top - they also happen to love it.

p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
It's OVER for MisjudgedVaginalHeadroomCels.
 

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p.s. would be interesting to see the ads served to @MatureDJ ‘s browser based on his browsing habits lmao.
I wouldn't know since I load up my browsers with all manner of anti-ad add-ons. :) That said, a lot of times when I type a female's name in Google search - with SafeSearch off - for the Images panel, I get a lot of porno pics. :eek:
 

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You have to control the hips. It's the only way to 'safely' run it.
I agree. Just like I am a fan of the sidestroke for swimming long distances, I am a fan of the spooning position - no unnecessary structural loads.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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