Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"

[fan27]

Got played tonight at the club. I am talking to 2 HB7s. We are having good conversation, plenty of kino, etc. My club soda was gone as well as there drinks. Here is what happened:

HB7: Lets get some drinks.
Me: Cool, you buying.
HB7: sure



we approach the bar and I ordered the drinks for all 3 of us. Now the bartender is obviousely expecting me to fork over the cash. I ask them for some money. They just stood there playing dumb. I caved and said, just give me $5 and I will cover the rest. They get their drinks and then excuse themselves to go to the bathroom.

Live and Learn

fan27

 

[Blackdragon5095]

I got 1 too

HB: will you buy me a drink ?
Me: sure, I want a vokia and get me some chips too
HB: I said, WILL YOU BUY ME A DRINK ?
Me: Like I said, sure I want a vokia and some chips and lay on the table right their I gonna use the bathroom and make it fast I don't have all day.
( I got the bathroom and come out and that hb would be gone )

Don't try and play me :box:

 

[Stig]

The best response I ever heard was from an Australian guy to an American girl: "Acutally, in Australia, the women buy the men drinks."

I don't know if she bought him a drink, but they were together a lot after that.

 

[Marlimus]

"will you buy me a drink?"

"I could, but then you wouldn't respect me in the morning."

 

[Docs]

HB: "Will you buy me a drink?"
Me: "Yeah, what do you want?"
HB: *something*
Me: *orders* (I'm buying this for her, take your time making it and give it to me)
..little chat (include next location [props to AcknowledgeDaRep])
*drink comes*
Me: "Well, I'll be going now *shoots the drink down*"
HB: "You just drank MY drink!!!"
Me: "You only asked me to buy it, not for you to drink it, see you!"

 

[shydude]

HB: "Will you buy me a drink?"
Me: "Yeah, what do you want?"
HB: *something*
Me: *orders* (I'm buying this for her, take your time making it and give it to me)
..little chat (include next location [props to AcknowledgeDaRep])
*drink comes*
Me: "Well, I'll be going now *shoots the drink down*"
HB: "You just drank MY drink!!!"
Me: "You only asked me to buy it, not for you to drink it, see you!"

WRONG!!!! SHe asked "will you buy MEEEEEE a drink" not "will you buy a drink"

Tell her something like "****ing you, you fukking ****!!

 

[Docs]

Hmmmm.....

HB in my post said...
"Will you buy me a drink?"

The title I see at the top...
"Will you buy me a drink?"

Right fukkin on! :rockon:

 

[Wildan]

Oh, this reminds me of a guy I had a disscusion in a club about pickup.
He said that the best way to raise up your chances with a girl is to buy her a drink. I explained why the oppsite was true. However, he didn't want to change his mind and he finnaly went to give me a proof and asked a ugly sweaty lowly fatty chick if she would like a drink on his cost. Ofcourse, she was flattered by this move, got the drink, and was imediately into him. He looked at me over his shoulder with a proud grin of glorious triumph.

I truly felt sorry for him, and left without saying a word. Hopeless chump.

 

[Docs]

proud grin of glorious triumph.

For added effect, I'll point out the fact that it appears he found her attractive :crackup:

 

[far from average]

we approach the bar and I ordered the drinks for all 3 of us. Now the bartender is obviousely expecting me to fork over the cash. I ask them for some money. They just stood there playing dumb. I caved and said, just give me $5 and I will cover the rest. They get their drinks and then excuse themselves to go to the bathroom.

Live and Learn

fan27

I'm no pro at this, but a common sense solution would be to stand back from the bar and let them order. If they look to you for cash, just say "what? You said you were buying."

But if you're at least ten feet back, the psychology of it precludes that little trick if you think about it.

 

[LuciferSam]

HER: Will you buy me a drink?

ME: (LMAO) Will you sit on my face!!? (turn around and walk away)

;P

 

[Freddy1]

If you're at a bar and a girl asks you this, what is a good reply?

Its sounds like a manipulative move. The end results are probably no good.
Some girls use thier good looks to manipulate guys. Your not her slave or "carpet".

Your response could be "what are you going to give me in return?" Or "what for?!"

 

[rocky_mtn]

I made this mistake when I recently started working my DJ game. She started to chump me right there in front of her friend.


NEVER BUY a prospective HB a drink. :nono:

This is instictively what every guy does to get her attention. It doesn't work well.

 

[MrCode]

Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"
Me: "Only if you are buying the condoms."

OR

Me: "Sure, let me check something first. *looks down at shirt, arm, hand* Nevermind, it turns out I'm not a chump after all."

OR one more:

Me: "How much do you weigh?"
Her: *huff* or "Why?" or "xxx lbs"
Me: "Well I'm just not sure you need the empty calories."

^-- Works best on chics who aren't actually fat, unless you want to bust on some chubby drink ho.

 

[wayword]

F this pu55y shyt. No need to keep playing in her sandbox. Y'all need to totally BLOW AWAY her golddigga frame and reframe the interaction with YOUR reality - showing YOUR dominance and HER attraction to you.

I suggest: *give her annoyed look* "Did I say you could flirt with me?"
Then watch her jaw drop to the floor, haha.

 

[Vintovka]

On the right track, but I think my approach falls short.

'Sorry, I don't buy things for women'

 

[phatboi408]

HB:"Will you buy me a drink"

Dj:"Yeah*pause*pause* do you have money?"

 

[wayword]

^ Ha, yea:

"Sure...can I borrow $5?"

 

[wayword]

^ HA, that's good.

*Look up and down* No..

 

[Gubby]

*very serious look on your face* If you want to pick me up, shouldn't YOU be buying me a drink?