"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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alrighty boys you wanna hear TheRockStar's greatest answer to the "will you buy me a drink?" question.

her: will you buy me a drink?
me: is there anything on written on my forehead?
her: (somewhat confused) no. why?
me: whew! you scared me for a moment i thought someone may have stamped sucker on it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Here's what I would do:

Golddigging Bytch: Would you buy me a drink?

Page: Hey, I'll take a tequilla for myself, and a glass of ice water for the lady... Ice is still free, right?
 
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alrighty boys you wanna hear TheRockStar's greatest answer to the "will you buy me a drink?" question.
her: will you buy me a drink?
me: is there anything on written on my forehead?
her: (somewhat confused) no. why?
me: whew! you scared me for a moment i thought someone may have stamped sucker on it.
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Harhar thats funny :smile
 
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Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"
Me: "Sure.... give me 8 bucks."

or...

Me: "Sorry, but women usually buy ME drinks."

 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I like Pancho's suggestion, very practical but lets add a little detail to it.

She: Can you buy me a drink?
Me: Sure, order whatever you'd like, and please order one for me too.
She: ok, bartender! I'll have a this and a that.
Me: (immediately) later then, I'll be over there (pointing wayyy across the room).
And flee quickly.

[This message has been edited by Squy (edited 12-01-2002).]
 
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Oh for christ sake guys, buy the lady a drink!

her: Will you buy me a drink?

you: Well, you'll have to make it worth my while, are you rich?

her: No

you: Do you have a lot of social power?

her: ....no

you: Are you an exceptionally thrilling woman to be with, one that would make even the most exciting of women seem like a waste of my time?

her:......not really

you: *shakes head* You'd better be damn good in bed *call for bartender*
 
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Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"

Me: "I must be hearing things....what did you ask

Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"

Me: "Maybe but if I throw a stick will you leave??"
 
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Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"

Me: "I must be hearing things....what did you ask

Her: "Will you buy me a drink?"

Me: "No but if I throw a stick will you leave??"
 
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how bout this one

her: will u buy me a drink
me: hmmm r u tryin to hit on me, that seems to be the only pick-up line u girls know :)

peace out
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Usually i just say "no".

But when I feel like it, I say "yes" within a second. And then I will find out how long i can keep them around me before they discover i'm not buying them sh!t. when they ask "Hey, when do i get me drink?", reply with "o yeah, forgot about it". The go proceed with some BS talk, repeat if necessary.

it's good fun. :D Keep a score if you want to, try to beat the 5 minute mark.
 
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HB:Would you buy me a drink?
DJ: Sure, BARTENDER! Get this lady a glass of water.
HB: No, I wanted a real drink.
DJ: Well that is going to cost you, what do you have to offer?

If she takes it as a joke, she probably has a decent IL. Talk to her, apply kino and see what happens.

If she walks away just yell to her, "HEY I thought you were thirsty!" If you are lucky, there may be another HB close by who isn't a "drink *****" that will engage you in conversation since she noticed that you don't take that "buy me a drink" crap.
 
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I know you guys are going for a ****y/funny twist on saying no. I like some of these. That's not where I'm going with this.

When someone asks me to do something I don't want to do I tell them I don't want to do it, but make it sound like it was my idea in the first place. It really confuses people.

her: hey, you want to buy me a drink?

me: oh. no, don't worry about it.

This works best if you're around people, or can just pick up and go somewhere across the room, so you don't have to pay her any attention after you say it. Just ignore her. A lot of making this one work depends on how well you can deliver it. Answer her as if she just asked you if you still needed her science notes.
 
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If she is a friend that I have no interest: yeah why not.

If she is someone that I am interested in: will you give me a frenchie

If she is one of those bytches that just barges in, grabs you in the arm and asks you hey, will ,you buy me a drink: I put a ****y face, squeeze my eyes like I am checking something really important, look at her from head to toe and say naaah shaking my head sideways.
I hate those bytches..
 
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! LOVE TH!S GUY

Originally posted by Damiean
Yeah here is a response

Her:Can you buy a drink

You:*Faces the bartender*
You:Yeah a vodka for me and a water for the lady
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That's THE best RESPONSE I HAVE EVER HEARD!

Anyway though, I don't want to go out and finance people's nights. How can I gracefully make it clear that I don't buy drinks for anyone I met within the past 10 minutes?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lots of good answers that i will use in the future depending upon which type of DW (DRINK *****) approaches me.

heres a true story.

I'm at a bar with a friend and his girlfriend. a girl i've flirted on & off with before walks up and says hi.

girl: Wanna buy me a beer?
me: whats in it for me?!?
girl: I'll do you.
me: Well, i have beer at home.
girl: Lets go.

we leave for my house. my friends were as amazed as i was.
 
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Originally posted by Jae Em
Lots of good answers that i will use in the future depending upon which type of DW (DRINK *****) approaches me.

heres a true story.

I'm at a bar with a friend and his girlfriend. a girl i've flirted on & off with before walks up and says hi.

girl: Wanna buy me a beer?
me: whats in it for me?!?
girl: I'll do you.
me: Well, i have beer at home.
girl: Lets go.

we leave for my house. my friends were as amazed as i was.
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Awesome lol..
 
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Will You Buy Me A Drink

HB: Will you buy me a drink?
DJ: I don't know, what's in it for me?

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HB: Will you buy me a drink?
DJ: Sprechen zie Deutsch?

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HB: Will you buy me a drink?
DJ: [Turn to bartender] A bottle of Crystal for the lady. [To HB] I have to go to the bathroom for a minute. [Do not return.]

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HB: Will you buy me a drink?
DJ: Sure, if you buy me mine.
 
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Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: No.
 
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Originally posted by Jae Em
Lots of good answers that i will use in the future depending upon which type of DW (DRINK *****) approaches me.

heres a true story.

I'm at a bar with a friend and his girlfriend. a girl i've flirted on & off with before walks up and says hi.

girl: Wanna buy me a beer?
me: whats in it for me?!?
girl: I'll do you.
me: Well, i have beer at home.
girl: Lets go.

we leave for my house. my friends were as amazed as i was.
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she must of been a serious alcoholic
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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