"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Classic thread!

Her asking you is an indicator of interest or a gold digger that you can absolutely sniff out. Assume the former and have fun with it. Maybe something like

My EBT funds don’t kick in until tomorrow, but we might have some good conversation. A Pabst Blue Ribbon for you?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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hedge killa said:
Her: Will you buy me a drink?

Me: Will you blow me?

I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
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Have to say as a submissive woman always fighting those tendencies this would be the one that cut through it. Have you ever tried it and what response did you get? Probably I would be flustered or a bit speechless but in my head I would be thinking "yes please". I've never asked anyone to buy me a drink though, not my way. But for those who would say no and negative stuff, probably word would get around via girl talk that you're a bit of a knob. Just from a female perspective, you might not care either way
 
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I have never once been asked this.
I have also never asked a girl this.
But. I have offered & girls have offered.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I can't really say i've had this experience before with strangers. Maybe it just happens in the movies. The closest thing to this that ever happened was I was sitting at a bar watching a sports game with my friend when a couple of girls came in. They sat right next to us. The one that sat next to me went "oooooh what are we drinking here?" I told her what it was and she said it looks good and if I recommend it.

With girls that i've known it has happened a couple of times but was also one of those deals where they would give me stuff/would buy if I asked or had done so before. I knew them well so I don't think it really counts. I'd guess it could be a good thing if a stranger asks but seems sort of rude imo.
 
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Me; "Sure"

Her: "I'll have a cosmo"

Me: "I mean after you buy me a house"
 
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Always fun to read these classic threads. Another potential answer:

"Sure, if you'll pay off my gambling debts: The Serbian Mafia is threatening to chop off both my hands, if they don't get their 10 grand plus interest by tomorrow... That'll deprive me of ten ways to pleasure you, in ways you've never imagined"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Im not a man for one drink, but i will buy the second and third round.
 
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hood magic:

Shawntay: u wanna buy me a drink?

Jamal: dayum gurl, u sho' u need a drink? u look like u already wet as fuuukkk
 
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"wanna buy me a drink?"

"sure, what do you drink?"

"i'll have a---"

then cut her off with the old bob kelly classic:
"NOT YOU"
 
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