Big Ballin
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If you're at a bar and a girl asks you this, what is a good reply?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DJ de Florida
Master Don Juan
No, but I will let you buy me one
Giovanni Casanova
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HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.
Also...
HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.
Also...
HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
I have used this one many times.
If they persist, say "I have a rule that I never buy women drinks in bars."
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Don-Wan Kenobi
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REPLYING AS Mr. AFC: Gee, she asked me to buy her a drink - obviously because she thinks I'm HOT! Maybe if I buy her a drink, I can hook up with her later. After all, aren't I entitled to her services if I buy her a drink? Logic dictates that If I buy her TWO drinks, then she'll pleasure me for TWICE as long! Here you go, bartender, my hard-earned cash! Get this lady another daiquiri! This is just like in the movies. Not only does buying her a drink make for certain that I'll get laid, but it also shows her that I am a nice guy that will do whatever she asks me to do for her, and women just LOVE that. Don't they? After all, nice guys finish first in the movies. On top of THAT, I feel all powerful when I buy her a drink - it's like I'm showing her that I can take care of her. Women like a man they can depend on. Shouldn't they?
We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).
Don Robert
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Master the Game or Master the Bate
We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).
Don Robert
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D.W.K.
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Master the Game or Master the Bate
Ronin
Senior Don Juan
I like the water one and the "no, but I wil let u buy me one" response.
I would also use "maybe later if I haven't found someone else that's actually worth my time" if I wanted to be a little bit of a prick.
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hydroponically inclined
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Absolutely Hilarious! I've gotta use this.
hedge killa
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Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Will you blow me?
I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Me: Will you blow me?
I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
Damn you hedge!!! I was gonna say the same thing
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I was out lastnight and I witnessed one of my brothers friends get asked "will you buy me a drink?". He immediately said "sure" got her and her friend a drink and as soon as he turned around they walked away.
Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
Either flat out say I never buy girls drinks in a bar (I saw the shocked look on a girls face one time, it was priceless and I wasn't attracted to her anyway) or say "Hey are you trying to pick me up? Because I'm tired of all these pick up lines girls use on me all the time!"
That one will shock them too!
That one will shock them too!
bclarke675
Master Don Juan
All of these are really good. I've heard the "no, but you can buy me one" response many times. I especially like the Magic 8-ball response and the "Blow me" response. Anything ****y and funny, although I'm not sure I'd have the balls to ask if she'd blow me. I live in a small town and word about that would get around too quickly. If I was far enough out of town, maybe...
My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
she: "Will you buy me a drink?"
you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)
Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.
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you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)
Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.