Big Ballin
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If you're at a bar and a girl asks you this, what is a good reply?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
DJ de Florida
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No, but I will let you buy me one
Giovanni Casanova
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HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.
Also...
HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.
Also...
HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
I have used this one many times.
If they persist, say "I have a rule that I never buy women drinks in bars."
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Don-Wan Kenobi
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REPLYING AS Mr. AFC: Gee, she asked me to buy her a drink - obviously because she thinks I'm HOT! Maybe if I buy her a drink, I can hook up with her later. After all, aren't I entitled to her services if I buy her a drink? Logic dictates that If I buy her TWO drinks, then she'll pleasure me for TWICE as long! Here you go, bartender, my hard-earned cash! Get this lady another daiquiri! This is just like in the movies. Not only does buying her a drink make for certain that I'll get laid, but it also shows her that I am a nice guy that will do whatever she asks me to do for her, and women just LOVE that. Don't they? After all, nice guys finish first in the movies. On top of THAT, I feel all powerful when I buy her a drink - it's like I'm showing her that I can take care of her. Women like a man they can depend on. Shouldn't they?
We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).
Don Robert
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Master the Game or Master the Bate
We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).
Don Robert
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D.W.K.
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Master the Game or Master the Bate
Ronin
Senior Don Juan
I like the water one and the "no, but I wil let u buy me one" response.
I would also use "maybe later if I haven't found someone else that's actually worth my time" if I wanted to be a little bit of a prick.
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hydroponically inclined
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Absolutely Hilarious! I've gotta use this.
hedge killa
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Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Will you blow me?
I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Me: Will you blow me?
I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
Damn you hedge!!! I was gonna say the same thing
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I was out lastnight and I witnessed one of my brothers friends get asked "will you buy me a drink?". He immediately said "sure" got her and her friend a drink and as soon as he turned around they walked away.
Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
Either flat out say I never buy girls drinks in a bar (I saw the shocked look on a girls face one time, it was priceless and I wasn't attracted to her anyway) or say "Hey are you trying to pick me up? Because I'm tired of all these pick up lines girls use on me all the time!"
That one will shock them too!
That one will shock them too!
bclarke675
Master Don Juan
All of these are really good. I've heard the "no, but you can buy me one" response many times. I especially like the Magic 8-ball response and the "Blow me" response. Anything ****y and funny, although I'm not sure I'd have the balls to ask if she'd blow me. I live in a small town and word about that would get around too quickly. If I was far enough out of town, maybe...
My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
she: "Will you buy me a drink?"
you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)
Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.
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you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)
Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.