Big Ballin
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If you're at a bar and a girl asks you this, what is a good reply?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Reply for "Will you buy me a drink?"
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
DJ de Florida
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No, but I will let you buy me one
Giovanni Casanova
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HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.
Also...
HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
ME: You sound like the homeless guy on my way to work.
Also...
HER: Will you buy me a drink?
ME (pretending to shake a Magic 8 Ball vigorously): Signs point to no.
Sir_Chancealot
Master Don Juan
I have used this one many times.
If they persist, say "I have a rule that I never buy women drinks in bars."
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Don-Wan Kenobi
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REPLYING AS Mr. AFC: Gee, she asked me to buy her a drink - obviously because she thinks I'm HOT! Maybe if I buy her a drink, I can hook up with her later. After all, aren't I entitled to her services if I buy her a drink? Logic dictates that If I buy her TWO drinks, then she'll pleasure me for TWICE as long! Here you go, bartender, my hard-earned cash! Get this lady another daiquiri! This is just like in the movies. Not only does buying her a drink make for certain that I'll get laid, but it also shows her that I am a nice guy that will do whatever she asks me to do for her, and women just LOVE that. Don't they? After all, nice guys finish first in the movies. On top of THAT, I feel all powerful when I buy her a drink - it's like I'm showing her that I can take care of her. Women like a man they can depend on. Shouldn't they?
We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).
Don Robert
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Master the Game or Master the Bate
We laugh, but many men experience this train of thought at least once in their lifetime (understatement of the year).
Don Robert
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D.W.K.
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Master the Game or Master the Bate
Ronin
Senior Don Juan
I like the water one and the "no, but I wil let u buy me one" response.
I would also use "maybe later if I haven't found someone else that's actually worth my time" if I wanted to be a little bit of a prick.
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hydroponically inclined
Senior Don Juan
Absolutely Hilarious! I've gotta use this.
hedge killa
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Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Will you blow me?
I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Me: Will you blow me?
I wouldn't hesitate one second....hahaha
Aiken_Drum
Master Don Juan
Damn you hedge!!! I was gonna say the same thing
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I was out lastnight and I witnessed one of my brothers friends get asked "will you buy me a drink?". He immediately said "sure" got her and her friend a drink and as soon as he turned around they walked away.
Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
Never buy a girl a drink especially if she asks you to.
Either flat out say I never buy girls drinks in a bar (I saw the shocked look on a girls face one time, it was priceless and I wasn't attracted to her anyway) or say "Hey are you trying to pick me up? Because I'm tired of all these pick up lines girls use on me all the time!"
That one will shock them too!
That one will shock them too!
bclarke675
Master Don Juan
All of these are really good. I've heard the "no, but you can buy me one" response many times. I especially like the Magic 8-ball response and the "Blow me" response. Anything ****y and funny, although I'm not sure I'd have the balls to ask if she'd blow me. I live in a small town and word about that would get around too quickly. If I was far enough out of town, maybe...
My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
My favorite response I've used is, "Yes...if you'll buy me one first!" If she bites, you know you're guaranteed some interest level and two drinks worth of time from her. And it doesn't come off as too arrogant.
she: "Will you buy me a drink?"
you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)
Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.
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you: "Will you give me a kiss?" (The magic formula ****y+Wussy)
Kidding, but replies like 'I liked your pick-up line', will get a good response and the convo going.
[This message has been edited by ESPN (edited 05-18-2002).]
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.