"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Recommendations for condom type?

Energy25

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I'm a virgin and am trying to decide what type/brand of condom to get. Any advice?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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joe henny

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The very small ones. :crackup:....

Trojan ecstasy, or if you think you up for it graduate to the gold wrapper
 

2crudedudes

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joe henny said:
The very small ones. :crackup:....
he's not asking which ones YOU get

OP, go with some basic Trojans with spermicide. It really doesn't matter as long as they're latex (if you're not allergic) and the spermicide is for any errant semen that might slip out, plus it helps as lube in case she's not as into it as you are.
 

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Okay so who actually just pulls out?? I have a friend who has been doing it for three years. I'm too scared to try thatsh1 though
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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joe henny said:
Okay so who actually just pulls out?? I have a friend who has been doing it for three years. I'm too scared to try thatsh1 though
There was a guy at my work who used to boast that he could always pull out at the right time with his girlfriend.

Fast forward a bit, and he already has one kid and another on the way.

My personal rule - if she is not on the pill (and you know this for sure), use a condom. Of course, i have broken this a couple of times myself, so far with no consequences (that I know of).
 

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joe henny said:
Okay so who actually just pulls out?? I have a friend who has been doing it for three years. I'm too scared to try thatsh1 though
Joey,

Some are born lucky, some are good. And some have no luck at all. Good luck bro.
 

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If it's you first time you are going to ejaculate really soon. And the first time nervousness/jitters won't help either. I remember a type which has a slight numbing agent on the tip which might help you last longer. I'm sure you're gonna have a great time anyway though. Have fun!
 

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runner83 said:
There was a guy at my work who used to boast that he could always pull out at the right time with his girlfriend.

Fast forward a bit, and he already has one kid and another on the way.

My personal rule - if she is not on the pill (and you know this for sure), use a condom. Of course, i have broken this a couple of times myself, so far with no consequences (that I know of).
I think we know the same guy, fvcking hilarious.

I do joke/boast about being able to pull out at the right time, but I know I am playing russian roulette.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MyNameIs said:
If it's you first time you are going to ejaculate really soon. And the first time nervousness/jitters won't help either. I remember a type which has a slight numbing agent on the tip which might help you last longer. I'm sure you're gonna have a great time anyway though. Have fun!
I lasted longer my very first time (bareback btw) than I did the next 4-5.

The nervousness might make him not able to ***.
 

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Jerk off before you do it. That always makes you last longer and you'll ejaculate less material which is safer.
 

Energy25

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Thanks for the advice guys. So I guess I'll go with some trojans w/spermicide? I won't be trying the pull out method just yet lol. good to finally be doing this though!
 
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