"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Recommendations for condom type?

Energy25

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I'm a virgin and am trying to decide what type/brand of condom to get. Any advice?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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joe henny

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The very small ones. :crackup:....

Trojan ecstasy, or if you think you up for it graduate to the gold wrapper
 

2crudedudes

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joe henny said:
The very small ones. :crackup:....
he's not asking which ones YOU get

OP, go with some basic Trojans with spermicide. It really doesn't matter as long as they're latex (if you're not allergic) and the spermicide is for any errant semen that might slip out, plus it helps as lube in case she's not as into it as you are.
 

joe henny

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Okay so who actually just pulls out?? I have a friend who has been doing it for three years. I'm too scared to try thatsh1 though
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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runner83

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joe henny said:
Okay so who actually just pulls out?? I have a friend who has been doing it for three years. I'm too scared to try thatsh1 though
There was a guy at my work who used to boast that he could always pull out at the right time with his girlfriend.

Fast forward a bit, and he already has one kid and another on the way.

My personal rule - if she is not on the pill (and you know this for sure), use a condom. Of course, i have broken this a couple of times myself, so far with no consequences (that I know of).
 

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joe henny said:
Okay so who actually just pulls out?? I have a friend who has been doing it for three years. I'm too scared to try thatsh1 though
Joey,

Some are born lucky, some are good. And some have no luck at all. Good luck bro.
 

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If it's you first time you are going to ejaculate really soon. And the first time nervousness/jitters won't help either. I remember a type which has a slight numbing agent on the tip which might help you last longer. I'm sure you're gonna have a great time anyway though. Have fun!
 

CantTouchMyStyle

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runner83 said:
There was a guy at my work who used to boast that he could always pull out at the right time with his girlfriend.

Fast forward a bit, and he already has one kid and another on the way.

My personal rule - if she is not on the pill (and you know this for sure), use a condom. Of course, i have broken this a couple of times myself, so far with no consequences (that I know of).
I think we know the same guy, fvcking hilarious.

I do joke/boast about being able to pull out at the right time, but I know I am playing russian roulette.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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CantTouchMyStyle

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MyNameIs said:
If it's you first time you are going to ejaculate really soon. And the first time nervousness/jitters won't help either. I remember a type which has a slight numbing agent on the tip which might help you last longer. I'm sure you're gonna have a great time anyway though. Have fun!
I lasted longer my very first time (bareback btw) than I did the next 4-5.

The nervousness might make him not able to ***.
 

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Jerk off before you do it. That always makes you last longer and you'll ejaculate less material which is safer.
 

Energy25

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Thanks for the advice guys. So I guess I'll go with some trojans w/spermicide? I won't be trying the pull out method just yet lol. good to finally be doing this though!
 
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