"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question-who is more attractive?

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The second one hands down...Its crazy to me that somebody would even consider the first over the second...but we see who has the modeling gig and who doesn't so....
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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cordoncordon said:
If the first girl has a nasty face, I would love to see some of the girls you are dating. Post some pics? Because they must be angels with puppies and kittens dancing above their heads with a heavenly glow eminating from their body if you think that girl's face is nasty.

Again, that first girl is a regular everyday girl with no professional lighting, photoshop, or heavy makeup. I'll take that everyday of the week and twice on Sunday compared to some other girls you see on the internet. BTW I see she is a 9.9 on hotornot.
hotornot is retarded...you cannot go off those ratings whatsoever. it might not be nasty, but its nothing special. im not really into asians but when i see a hot one ill admit it, and this isnt one. ive posted like 30 pics of girls ive been with over the past few days, im tired of doing it. theyre in a thread somewhere
 

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falconslax89 said:
hotornot is retarded...you cannot go off those ratings whatsoever. it might not be nasty, but its nothing special. im not really into asians but when i see a hot one ill admit it, and this isnt one. ive posted like 30 pics of girls ive been with over the past few days, im tired of doing it. theyre in a thread somewhere
I am assuming you mean these pics?

http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k...n=view&current=n1302510093_30048008_5682.jpg&

Uhhhhh yeah. Sorry bro, but I would take that Asian over 99% of the girls you have up those pics. Actually I might take her over all of them. They certainly aren't the hotties it seemed like you were implying you dated in comparison to the Asian. You have a couple posted, like the girl in the yellow in the 3rd pic, or the girl in the blue in the 34th pic, that are comparable to that Asian chick. The girls in #33 are all hot, but it looks like a professional shoot from a Vball tourney. But most of those girls are, to use your words, nasty. Some are just downright FUG. Plus, that Asian chick looks like she is in her high 20's to 30. You're posting pics of girls in their high teens to 20. They should be rockin it because trust me its all downhill from there when it comes to women aging bro. Not good.

I then however see your age, 20. That explains a lot as far as where that ****iness comes from. :)

And oh btw, as for your own look, a piece of advice. Stick to the short haircut, like you have in #17. Suits you so much better than that Richie Cunningham look you've been toolin' around town with in all the others. Good luck!
 

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DonGorgon said:
the white one will win... that was too damn easy... but many men would be too intimidated by her for marriage and would marry the asian and F the white one on the side..lol
Yeah, intimidated that she would eat me after she got done fvcking me lol.

Have you see the size of her calves? They are the size of my thighs. Speaking of her thighs, I think they are bigger than those of Ray Lewis lol. Her azz? Thing looks like its got 1000 pounds of fat inside of it. Cannot see how anyone can find that attractive, all that fat jiggling and bubbling around while you are doing her from behind.

But, to each his own!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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cordoncordon said:
Yeah, intimidated that would eat me after she got done fvcking me lol.

Have you see the size of her calves? They are the size of my thighs. Speaking of her thighs, I think they are bigger than those of Ray Lewis lol. Her azz? Thing looks like its got 1000 pounds of fat inside of it. Cannot see how anyone can find that attractive, all that fat jiggling and bubbling around while you are doing her from behind.

But, to each his own!

yeh most men cant hand a women built like her in bed...loll i can.. but i like dark skinned black women..
 
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The 1st chick has a piggly dirty looking face quite honestly

I do like her body type, but I prefer a girl with a PRETTY face, not a dirt-looking face.


The girl in the 2nd pic has a very pretty face, perfectly meaty (no actual fat hanging anywhere) body, and a luscious round butt..........I bet she only gets with millionaire rapper bad boys like Lil Wayne and 50 Cent, and wouldn't give any of YOU nerdified pvssies a chance in hell.

The reaction in most of this thread towards the 2nd girl is absolutely SHOCKING......almost makes sosuave look homosexual!!

Let me guess, these 2 girls are ugly too, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0N2gbcFCs
 

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2nd one, that was a no brainer. Maybe some of you ppl have pee wee herman bodies, or maybe you guys are intimidated by the high degree of sexuality exhibited in her pics i dunno wats wrong with you. SHE DEFINITLEY ISNT FAT I used to play linebacker and she doesnt remind me of one. I'd **** da **** outta that chick ( Im a big athletic black dude so go figure)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The girl in photo 1 is too far away and grainy to see her face, plus you can't tell a whole lot from just one picture.

And girl #2...you seriously think that face is attractive?? http://geekminded.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/72706_vixens453-summer-walker_123_999lo.jpg?w=468
THAT face is cute? There was some inbreeding somewhere down the line. Gross!

Now, I am the thinnest guy I've ever met, and I have a thing for asians, but even still, girl 1 is much more attractive.
 

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I can completely understand if you say girl #2 isn't your cup of tea and doesn't really do anything for you, but the guys saying she's huge/disgusting and they wouldn't touch her with a 10' pole, I think are being less then genuine if not grossly exagerrating.
 

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I really find it hilarious how some of the guys in this topic sling all kinds of harsh criticisms at these chicks, I'd really hope you guys are some major pretty boys with all sorts of girls trying to get you in bed if not you should tone down the insults.

A simple, "she's not my type" would suffice.
 

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I can't believe you guys would pick the first one over the second girl. Girl #2 by far!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My fave in this thread. The auburn haired cutie on the right in cordoncordon's link. The OP's #1 pic is just a bit too "plain-jane" for me and the 2nd, while not that physically bad looking, puts off a trashy vibe that I just won't entertain.
 

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wow, both SO not hot, fvcked up faces.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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