Quest to get a gf or get laid by Feb 32nd, 2039.

[Francisco d'Anconia]

... You're afraid of what'll happen if you change. ...

Or what might not happen if he changes.

 

[Fenderules]

lol yeah

 

[DonJoseCantosie]

Haha...never laughed so hard from a topic in a long time. :-D

 

[Fenderules]

yeah, especially when this is a sticky now

 

[Fenderules]

nm, im an idiot, my browser was ****ing up and had it at the top

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Movies

The three romantic movies I rented are:
1) Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diana Drbus
2) The Holiday
3) A Good year.

These seem so gay, but hey, let's see what insights I can learn from these movies about romance. Probably it will be far-fetched anyway - but good reason to rent some entertainment. Will be posting a review of these three movies later.

That's it - I ain't going to rent any more chick flicks again - just this once.

 

[Interceptor]

Rent this movie.
For all aspiring DJs, you will see certain traits and situations that will inspire you and motivate you.
There are some nice little gems of information in this movie.

Be on the lookout for certain nuances that will help your game and understanding.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Ideal_Husband_(film)

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Wow... Luke, you been this site since 2006 and still havn't got laid? Maybe the problem is that you spend money on all these books and movies about dating. For what? To memorize more material? Put it to use! Your just a f#cking troll who needs to get off the f#cking computer. How will you ever get women if you don't actualy GO OUT and DO SOMETHING. What good is knowledge if you can't use it? It's good to see you want to improve yourself but until you actually TAKE ACTION. Were gonna see another 1000+ posts of your bullsh!t.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Wow... Luke, you been this site since 2006 and still havn't got laid?

There are more things to life than just getting laid.

Maybe the problem is that you spend money on all these books and movies about dating. For what?

Spend what money? The last purchase of a book was in September, 2003 for $ 20.00. The last CD purchase was in October, 2005, but I never fully connected with that program. I got a refund back on another e-book from John Alanis, again I didn't connect to that program. In all - I dont think I've made a serious investment on books about dating. Other people may have spent thousands of dollars - I haven't spent much.

Movies - I spend money on movies all the time - it's entertainment - to be frank, most of this is about entertainment - approaching girls, gaming them, the fun or entertainment is in the chase anyway and learning how it all works.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus.

About a woman who likes making photograph of freaks. Reminded me of my oneitis last year which crash and burned artistically - I went on adultfriendfinder/lavalife for the purpose of finding a casual hook-up to get even with her losing her virginity with someone else. A casual hook-up was arranged - I got cold feet and my dad was in on it, and aborted it.

Nothing really was learned in this movie and it was a waste of time. Next movie: "The Holiday".

 

[Fenderules]

There are more things to life than just getting laid.



Spend what money? The last purchase of a book was in September, 2003 for $ 20.00. The last CD purchase was in October, 2005, but I never fully connected with that program. I got a refund back on another e-book from John Alanis, again I didn't connect to that program. In all - I dont think I've made a serious investment on books about dating. Other people may have spent thousands of dollars - I haven't spent much.

Movies - I spend money on movies all the time - it's entertainment - to be frank, most of this is about entertainment - approaching girls, gaming them, the fun or entertainment is in the chase anyway and learning how it all works.

for a person that says there is more to life then getting laid..........you sure as hell spend a good chunk of your time talking about how you are trying to get laid....ntm all that time on those books and movies.........face it.......you want it bad.

Dont deny your emotions.

There is more to life than sex.....life is many things but sex is a nice part of it....... so why the hell would you hold back????????? like duh

 

[Luke Skywalker]

for a person that says there is more to life then getting laid..........you sure as hell spend a good chunk of your time talking about how you are trying to get laid....ntm all that time on those books and movies.........face it.......you want it bad.

Dont deny your emotions.

There is more to life than sex.....life is many things but sex is a nice part of it....... so why the hell would you hold back????????? like duh

I didn't pursue every opportunity to get laid last year. Like I said, this is not the be all and end all with me, or I would have gotten laid a few times over last year (and possibly some STD's too).

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Successful connection.

Meet my gf today, and it was an AMAZING event - totally out of the ordinary.

She took my hand and led me into a men's clothing store and suggested I try on some particular fashions, a striped multi-colour shirt made in Italy which cost $ 175, and a black striped shirt costing $ 245, and a coat over it which also cost like a couple of hundred dollars. She also suggested that I should dump my glasses, put on contact lenses, put on lip-balm or some how work on fixing my lips and she said she'll come with me to do my hair next time.

The store was too expensive for me in one shot, although the garments were special and made in Italy. It was decided that we'd both go to Yorkdale, or some clothing stores around to update my wardrobe and she'd help me do so.

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Now for the fun. SHE WENT INSIDE THE CHANGE ROOM WITH ME AND ACTUALLY HELPED ME CHANGE WHILE THE OTHER STORE OWNER JUST LOOKED ON WHILE SHE WENT INSIDE AND DEALT WITH ANOTHER CUSTOMER!!! I'M LIKE WOW. She tucked the shirt right in my pants.

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We went to the beach afterwards and chilled together. HER LEGS WENT OVER MY LEGS (upon my request), AND I RUBBED HER LEGS WITH MY HANDS WHILE I BENT OVER AND FRENCH KISSED HER TWICE NEXT TO THE LAKE.

SHE SUGGESTED WE SHOULD GO TO A BEACH NEXT TIME......WOW!!!

This thread is really looking up - I have a gf and a fashion consultant that wants me to make me look more attractive to her by dressing sharply and improving my looks -- it's great to see she sees lots of potential.

Now it's my turn to take out the bragging stick on this board and throw away the other pauper stick.....so this is how a REAL girl is like - she went with no other men before me, she's yonge and she's fresh and I found a gf right here.

This thread so far has reached it's conclusion. To see further updates of this, go on enotalone.com under 'Relationships' as I'll likely be perpetuating this story there for now if there is anything that I wish to write about in an anonymous setting. This thread will not be updated further unless there is a break-up of some sort, where the cause of the break-up will be documented on the next post. Otherwise, this is concluded and fulfilled.

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This date is May 17, 2007, well in advance of the original deadline of February 8, 2008, and hopefully this relationship will continue past February 8, 2008 so this thread will never need to be updated again.

 

[tmpgstx]

Christ Luke, you'd think you won the lottery or something. It's good you made some head-way, but you got a ways to go.

Take it to the house within the next few dates, let us know if you get laid by your target date which i think is unrealistic. You shouldn't expect too much too soon

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Christ Luke, you'd think you won the lottery or something.

I have the right to feel that way. Just review all the threads I've made on here since I first joined and you'll see what I'm saying. So, it's like a lottery in a way. Now, sure if I really won a lottery, I"m sure I can throw money somewhere and get some ho to sit next to me on a beach, but you know, this is something real and natural and money cant buy that, so maybe it's like winning a lottery in a different sence.

It's good you made some head-way, but you got a ways to go.

Take it to the house within the next few dates, let us know if you get laid by your target date which i think is unrealistic. You shouldn't expect too much too soon

The goal of this thread is two fold - notice it says on the title to EITHER get a gf OR get laid. It presents an option. I have strict (no sex before marriage values) and so does she. I will move to marry her before 'getting laid'.

Taking it to the house is unrealistic since she lives with her parents, and I also live with my parents. Going on an unchaperoned date to a beach that's an hour and a half away is good enough for me. Hopefully she'll have a bathing suit on and I'll see her half-naked.

 

[Dannyrt34]

I just seen this, and I must say this HAS to be luke skywalker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Fzt7EPrI0

You never told us you tried comcast's dating on demand luke.

 

[Docs]

Taking it to the house is unrealistic since she lives with her parents, and I also live with my parents. Going on an unchaperoned date to a beach that's an hour and a half away is good enough for me. Hopefully she'll have a bathing suit on and I'll see her half-naked.

Bulllllshyt! I think it added to the excitement last night when I was blowing this girl's mind on her couch.

 

[Desdinova]

Taking it to the house is unrealistic since she lives with her parents, and I also live with my parents.

Luke, women have more intense orgasms when they have to keep quiet. You'll be an amazing lover the first time if you fvck her while the parents are home.

 

[Holland]

The goal of this thread is two fold - notice it says on the title to EITHER get a gf OR get laid. It presents an option. I have strict (no sex before marriage values) and so does she. I will move to marry her before 'getting laid'.

Dude, are you serieus?
You never even check out how she is in bed before you marry her?

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Dude, are you serieus?
You never even check out how she is in bed before you marry her?

Whomever I choose to marry shall be good in bed - it just will happen that way, and test drive will be needed. I'll take that risk.

Furthermore, I've had a cousin who married before having sex, and it turned out to be a great deal.