Tweek_1984
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Dont eat a girl out after you've after you've shagged her with a rubber on. I made this mistkae and I got the foul combination of dirty ***** & latex tastes in my mouth.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Pvssy Smell
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
KarmaSutra
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This may not be pertinent to this thread but the greatest revenge I ever gave to an ex-girlfriend was droppin a load in her craw after eating 4 big cans of asparagus . . .
O' by Jesus, I thought she was going to die and I couldn't stop laughing . . .
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O' by Jesus, I thought she was going to die and I couldn't stop laughing . . .
Karma
penkitten
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well since i have a vagina and you dont, i have learned that if i dont eat a diet with some fruits and vegtables for a few days, i have to shower more often. isnt that gross? thats why eating a bacon biscut and big macs and fries is not my ideal dinner.Originally posted by Shiftkey
LOL What was her reaction?
Penkitten, certainly a logical idea, but do you have any evidence? I've been with women who eat like a pig (yet somehow remain thin...) and they taste just fine down there. I also refuse to go down on a woman who doesn't shave (I hate licking hair).
no one likes hair down there.
KarmaSutra
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Ok, test this yourself. Eat some canned asparagus and then wait 20-30 minutes and take a piss. Now, imagine that taste four times over after stewing in your sac for 3 hours.
Battery acid tastes better and would prolly leave you with a better felling.
Canned asparagus is more effective than fresh asparagus because the enzymes have jumpstarted breaking down in the can.
Cheers
Karma
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shiftkey
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If there's one thing I've learned from this website, it's that women do not know everything about women just because they are women. I sure as hell don't know everything about men despite being a man. Even doctors don't know everything about male and female bodies. And while you have a vagina and I don't, I am guessing that I have eaten out more vaginas than you have
and my experience is still valid.
KarmaSutra
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I've bottomed out and bumped a cervix or ten. I dunno how many non-lesbian women can say the same thing . . .
Being a woman does not ,by default , mean that she knows everything about her own body.
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If this is a big problem for you then see if you can try pouring some chocolate syrup or whipped cream or something sweet all around her puss...if she lets you. That way even if it stinks you'll have a sweet taste all over your tongue which should counter the stench. It worked for me once
penkitten
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actually i do know everything about my own body.
ha, this takes me back.
The first girl i ever fingered in my life smelled so terrible.
I was doing it or whatever, i could smell it the second she dropped her panties.
And this girl is a super clean girl, super cute also.
We got over that, i think she had just gotten over her period or something, i dunno.
It smelled so bad, after she went home, i washed my hands with dial soap, then smelled my finger, it still smelled like nasty *****.
It took bleach and water to get the reek off my fingers
The first girl i ever fingered in my life smelled so terrible.
I was doing it or whatever, i could smell it the second she dropped her panties.
And this girl is a super clean girl, super cute also.
We got over that, i think she had just gotten over her period or something, i dunno.
It smelled so bad, after she went home, i washed my hands with dial soap, then smelled my finger, it still smelled like nasty *****.
It took bleach and water to get the reek off my fingers
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
SmoothIsSex
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"If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone." :crackup:
Not really true entirely, but still funny.
Not really true entirely, but still funny.
Maverick001
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LOL...that`s a riot.