Tweek_1984
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Dont eat a girl out after you've after you've shagged her with a rubber on. I made this mistkae and I got the foul combination of dirty ***** & latex tastes in my mouth.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Pvssy Smell
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
KarmaSutra
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This may not be pertinent to this thread but the greatest revenge I ever gave to an ex-girlfriend was droppin a load in her craw after eating 4 big cans of asparagus . . .
O' by Jesus, I thought she was going to die and I couldn't stop laughing . . .
Karma
O' by Jesus, I thought she was going to die and I couldn't stop laughing . . .
Karma
penkitten
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well since i have a vagina and you dont, i have learned that if i dont eat a diet with some fruits and vegtables for a few days, i have to shower more often. isnt that gross? thats why eating a bacon biscut and big macs and fries is not my ideal dinner.Originally posted by Shiftkey
LOL What was her reaction?
Penkitten, certainly a logical idea, but do you have any evidence? I've been with women who eat like a pig (yet somehow remain thin...) and they taste just fine down there. I also refuse to go down on a woman who doesn't shave (I hate licking hair).
no one likes hair down there.
KarmaSutra
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Ok, test this yourself. Eat some canned asparagus and then wait 20-30 minutes and take a piss. Now, imagine that taste four times over after stewing in your sac for 3 hours.
Battery acid tastes better and would prolly leave you with a better felling.
Canned asparagus is more effective than fresh asparagus because the enzymes have jumpstarted breaking down in the can.
Cheers
Karma
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Shiftkey
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If there's one thing I've learned from this website, it's that women do not know everything about women just because they are women. I sure as hell don't know everything about men despite being a man. Even doctors don't know everything about male and female bodies. And while you have a vagina and I don't, I am guessing that I have eaten out more vaginas than you have
and my experience is still valid.
KarmaSutra
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I've bottomed out and bumped a cervix or ten. I dunno how many non-lesbian women can say the same thing . . .
Being a woman does not ,by default , mean that she knows everything about her own body.
Karma
If this is a big problem for you then see if you can try pouring some chocolate syrup or whipped cream or something sweet all around her puss...if she lets you. That way even if it stinks you'll have a sweet taste all over your tongue which should counter the stench. It worked for me once
penkitten
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actually i do know everything about my own body.
ha, this takes me back.
The first girl i ever fingered in my life smelled so terrible.
I was doing it or whatever, i could smell it the second she dropped her panties.
And this girl is a super clean girl, super cute also.
We got over that, i think she had just gotten over her period or something, i dunno.
It smelled so bad, after she went home, i washed my hands with dial soap, then smelled my finger, it still smelled like nasty *****.
It took bleach and water to get the reek off my fingers
The first girl i ever fingered in my life smelled so terrible.
I was doing it or whatever, i could smell it the second she dropped her panties.
And this girl is a super clean girl, super cute also.
We got over that, i think she had just gotten over her period or something, i dunno.
It smelled so bad, after she went home, i washed my hands with dial soap, then smelled my finger, it still smelled like nasty *****.
It took bleach and water to get the reek off my fingers
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SmoothIsSex
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"If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone." :crackup:
Not really true entirely, but still funny.
Not really true entirely, but still funny.
Maverick001
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LOL...that`s a riot.