Tweek_1984
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Dont eat a girl out after you've after you've shagged her with a rubber on. I made this mistkae and I got the foul combination of dirty ***** & latex tastes in my mouth.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Pvssy Smell
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
KarmaSutra
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This may not be pertinent to this thread but the greatest revenge I ever gave to an ex-girlfriend was droppin a load in her craw after eating 4 big cans of asparagus . . .
O' by Jesus, I thought she was going to die and I couldn't stop laughing . . .
Karma
O' by Jesus, I thought she was going to die and I couldn't stop laughing . . .
Karma
penkitten
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well since i have a vagina and you dont, i have learned that if i dont eat a diet with some fruits and vegtables for a few days, i have to shower more often. isnt that gross? thats why eating a bacon biscut and big macs and fries is not my ideal dinner.Originally posted by Shiftkey
LOL What was her reaction?
Penkitten, certainly a logical idea, but do you have any evidence? I've been with women who eat like a pig (yet somehow remain thin...) and they taste just fine down there. I also refuse to go down on a woman who doesn't shave (I hate licking hair).
no one likes hair down there.
KarmaSutra
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Ok, test this yourself. Eat some canned asparagus and then wait 20-30 minutes and take a piss. Now, imagine that taste four times over after stewing in your sac for 3 hours.
Battery acid tastes better and would prolly leave you with a better felling.
Canned asparagus is more effective than fresh asparagus because the enzymes have jumpstarted breaking down in the can.
Cheers
Karma
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
If there's one thing I've learned from this website, it's that women do not know everything about women just because they are women. I sure as hell don't know everything about men despite being a man. Even doctors don't know everything about male and female bodies. And while you have a vagina and I don't, I am guessing that I have eaten out more vaginas than you have
and my experience is still valid.
KarmaSutra
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I've bottomed out and bumped a cervix or ten. I dunno how many non-lesbian women can say the same thing . . .
Being a woman does not ,by default , mean that she knows everything about her own body.
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If this is a big problem for you then see if you can try pouring some chocolate syrup or whipped cream or something sweet all around her puss...if she lets you. That way even if it stinks you'll have a sweet taste all over your tongue which should counter the stench. It worked for me once
penkitten
Master Don Juan
actually i do know everything about my own body.
ha, this takes me back.
The first girl i ever fingered in my life smelled so terrible.
I was doing it or whatever, i could smell it the second she dropped her panties.
And this girl is a super clean girl, super cute also.
We got over that, i think she had just gotten over her period or something, i dunno.
It smelled so bad, after she went home, i washed my hands with dial soap, then smelled my finger, it still smelled like nasty *****.
It took bleach and water to get the reek off my fingers
The first girl i ever fingered in my life smelled so terrible.
I was doing it or whatever, i could smell it the second she dropped her panties.
And this girl is a super clean girl, super cute also.
We got over that, i think she had just gotten over her period or something, i dunno.
It smelled so bad, after she went home, i washed my hands with dial soap, then smelled my finger, it still smelled like nasty *****.
It took bleach and water to get the reek off my fingers
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
SmoothIsSex
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"If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone." :crackup:
Not really true entirely, but still funny.
Not really true entirely, but still funny.
Maverick001
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LOL...that`s a riot.