"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yea, Wassup fellow DJs, i got a quick question, I been doin good but just lookin for advice on one thing that i feel i could be takin more advantage of than I have been, when ya doin the ****y/funny thing or whatever ppl call it, neg hits, whatever... How do you react when the girl hits you in the arm after one of your cracks on her?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"You only did that 'cause you like me."
 

biker_gixxer

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I look at my arm, then look her in the eyes and say 'are you enjoying yourself'?

Anything ****y will work...
 

immrtlwun

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b!tch slap her to show her that you don't take crap from people.

On a serious note, just ask her, "Feel better now?" Anything that shows that it didn't really bother you too much.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lordlaxative

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Personally, I rub it and pretend it stung. Then I tell her she needs to be more careful with those "guns" she has and go for some kino of her bicep.
 

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Originally posted by Lordlaxative
Personally, I rub it and pretend it stung. Then I tell her she needs to be more careful with those "guns" she has and go for some kino of her bicep.
man, you guys really have your **** together!!!!
 

Bloke

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I do nothing, just smile knowing she wants me...

I'm not a fan of bringing up WHY she did it at all. Both of you know your flirting, you just don't bring it up, that's what's so f*cking cool about it.

Think about it, if you mak her conscious of flirting, she' gonna feel awkward & stop doing it.

Just smile.
 

Tomatoes

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"Oh harder" and give her a little smile.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hanzo

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Originally posted by Bloke
I do nothing, just smile knowing she wants me...

I'm not a fan of bringing up WHY she did it at all. Both of you know your flirting, you just don't bring it up, that's what's so f*cking cool about it.

Think about it, if you mak her conscious of flirting, she' gonna feel awkward & stop doing it.

Just smile.
I don't think anyone asks why, I was just asking for reactions different guys give, and there's a bunch of fun stuff in here to use, good lookin out DJs!
 

reyalp

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"Hey! Don't make me take my belt off!"

or if I know she's kinky
"Stop, I ain't into B&M!"
 
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