Yea, Wassup fellow DJs, i got a quick question, I been doin good but just lookin for advice on one thing that i feel i could be takin more advantage of than I have been, when ya doin the ****y/funny thing or whatever ppl call it, neg hits, whatever... How do you react when the girl hits you in the arm after one of your cracks on her?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Punch comeback~
- Thread starter Hanzo
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
shiningshadow
Don Juan
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"You only did that 'cause you like me."
biker_gixxer
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I look at my arm, then look her in the eyes and say 'are you enjoying yourself'?
Anything ****y will work...
Anything ****y will work...
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
:crackup:Originally posted by immrtlwun
b!tch slap her to show her that you don't take crap from people.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Lordlaxative
Don Juan
Personally, I rub it and pretend it stung. Then I tell her she needs to be more careful with those "guns" she has and go for some kino of her bicep.
man, you guys really have your **** together!!!!Originally posted by Lordlaxative
Personally, I rub it and pretend it stung. Then I tell her she needs to be more careful with those "guns" she has and go for some kino of her bicep.
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
I do nothing, just smile knowing she wants me...
I'm not a fan of bringing up WHY she did it at all. Both of you know your flirting, you just don't bring it up, that's what's so f*cking cool about it.
Think about it, if you mak her conscious of flirting, she' gonna feel awkward & stop doing it.
Just smile.
I'm not a fan of bringing up WHY she did it at all. Both of you know your flirting, you just don't bring it up, that's what's so f*cking cool about it.
Think about it, if you mak her conscious of flirting, she' gonna feel awkward & stop doing it.
Just smile.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
"Oh harder" and give her a little smile.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I don't think anyone asks why, I was just asking for reactions different guys give, and there's a bunch of fun stuff in here to use, good lookin out DJs!Originally posted by Bloke
I do nothing, just smile knowing she wants me...
I'm not a fan of bringing up WHY she did it at all. Both of you know your flirting, you just don't bring it up, that's what's so f*cking cool about it.
Think about it, if you mak her conscious of flirting, she' gonna feel awkward & stop doing it.
Just smile.
reyalp
Master Don Juan
"Hey! Don't make me take my belt off!"
or if I know she's kinky
"Stop, I ain't into B&M!"
or if I know she's kinky
"Stop, I ain't into B&M!"