Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
How many of you guys are going to prom or juinior prom or w/e? I got asked by a hottie ive been gaming and am going with her. How about you guys? No need to vote if you not in HS or w/e.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
holy **** man. I feel for ya. I asked 2 out and got rejected by 2 and thought that was bad...XSilverStarboyX said:****. I asked out 8 girls and was turned down by everyone of them. I need to save money anyway
ask one of them soon. if you don't someone else will. it's gettin closeadpreston1988 said:Our prom is a little less than 2 months away and right now I have 2 different girls in mind to ask (who will probably say yes) if nothing else opens up for me.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
1 girl for the prom will do...shydude said:There are 2500 girls in my school.. And i like about 2499 of em. And There are 1500 guys in school. So guys are outnumbered, So to me askin a girl to a prom is like asking a hooker to make out with me for 5000$. But the problem is, every chik i know thinks i am gonna ask her to the prom.. SO WDF, anyone knows if i can take like 200 hot babes to a prom with me? Or i can take only like 1....
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Holy **** dude.... 30 girls in your grade??? Where do you live man?Exp said:GODDAMN! In our grade, we only have about 30 girls, 3 of them kind of nice looking.