"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Probably the World's biggest AFC

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Oh Christ. What a train wreck. I'm three minutes into this. He just said "we're perfect for each other. our hands our the same size".
 

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Oh man. What a poor guy. I wish we could help him.
 

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What sort of arse even celebrates a 6 month anniversary?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Alphathree
**goes and hides in a corner**
Don't worry, it's not as bad as celebrating every month that goes past like my younger sister does...

Still, don't do it.
 

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An AFC is an Average Frustrated Chump. He is a Loser.

This boy is no AFC. From the look of his picture, he looks above average. That's why 6,7,8 girls date ugly/average guys like me - It's the personality. Basically this guy has a desperate personality from the tone of his voice.

Most likely this guy made this mixtape when his relationship was on the verge of breaking up.
 

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6 months actually is something to celebrate..

not like that.

but going out for dinner and recognizing you made it a half a yr a good accomplishment.

not gift worthy though.
 

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I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
i agree with this
i also think that six months is worth a steak dinner and chocolate cake.
who doesnt like steak and cake?
 

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wow, this guy needs some help, I got like 2 minutes into it, it makes me sick just to listen to how stupid some guys can be. Its fukkin sad how far some guys will go to proclaim their undying love, and then watch them get dumped days later. Someone find this guys email and tell him about sosuave~
 

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yeah that guy needs a teddy bear........


or

she probably just gives great H**D



or


that's his 1st girlfriend

or



he hasn't figured out i had a threesome with his girlfriend and his mom while listening to the mixtape :D


or

he's really talking about his gay lover name ken kaniff from conneticut (all eminem fans no what i'm talkin bout):up:


he made a ****ing 14 minute tape for that??? god!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"OooOooh" Right when he did the "OooOooh" thing, I knew it was over. Fourteen minutes of "Thank you so, so, so much" "You've done so much for me I'll never forget it" "I love you"

"Ooh babe, I love you" "Aww!" ... "Oh babe, I can't sing anymore I love you so much. Awwww!".

I hope she b*tch smacked him and knocked some sense into him before she left.



The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
 

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Originally posted by thederekeffect1

The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
failure didnt bring everyone to this site.
but hey u think negatively
GOOD STUFF :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Emperiorjack
OMG this is painful to listen to:woo:
i just skipped to about the middle
omg
. WTF ???/ is this thing real.:eek:
 

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Im creating my own swat team to take him out...any takers?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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