"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Probably the World's biggest AFC

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Oh Christ. What a train wreck. I'm three minutes into this. He just said "we're perfect for each other. our hands our the same size".
 

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Oh man. What a poor guy. I wish we could help him.
 

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What sort of arse even celebrates a 6 month anniversary?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Alphathree
**goes and hides in a corner**
Don't worry, it's not as bad as celebrating every month that goes past like my younger sister does...

Still, don't do it.
 

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An AFC is an Average Frustrated Chump. He is a Loser.

This boy is no AFC. From the look of his picture, he looks above average. That's why 6,7,8 girls date ugly/average guys like me - It's the personality. Basically this guy has a desperate personality from the tone of his voice.

Most likely this guy made this mixtape when his relationship was on the verge of breaking up.
 

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6 months actually is something to celebrate..

not like that.

but going out for dinner and recognizing you made it a half a yr a good accomplishment.

not gift worthy though.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
i agree with this
i also think that six months is worth a steak dinner and chocolate cake.
who doesnt like steak and cake?
 

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wow, this guy needs some help, I got like 2 minutes into it, it makes me sick just to listen to how stupid some guys can be. Its fukkin sad how far some guys will go to proclaim their undying love, and then watch them get dumped days later. Someone find this guys email and tell him about sosuave~
 

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yeah that guy needs a teddy bear........


or

she probably just gives great H**D



or


that's his 1st girlfriend

or



he hasn't figured out i had a threesome with his girlfriend and his mom while listening to the mixtape :D


or

he's really talking about his gay lover name ken kaniff from conneticut (all eminem fans no what i'm talkin bout):up:


he made a ****ing 14 minute tape for that??? god!!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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"OooOooh" Right when he did the "OooOooh" thing, I knew it was over. Fourteen minutes of "Thank you so, so, so much" "You've done so much for me I'll never forget it" "I love you"

"Ooh babe, I love you" "Aww!" ... "Oh babe, I can't sing anymore I love you so much. Awwww!".

I hope she b*tch smacked him and knocked some sense into him before she left.



The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
 

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Originally posted by thederekeffect1

The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
failure didnt bring everyone to this site.
but hey u think negatively
GOOD STUFF :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Emperiorjack
OMG this is painful to listen to:woo:
i just skipped to about the middle
omg
. WTF ???/ is this thing real.:eek:
 

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Im creating my own swat team to take him out...any takers?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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