"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Probably the World's biggest AFC

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Oh Christ. What a train wreck. I'm three minutes into this. He just said "we're perfect for each other. our hands our the same size".
 

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Oh man. What a poor guy. I wish we could help him.
 

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What sort of arse even celebrates a 6 month anniversary?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Alphathree
**goes and hides in a corner**
Don't worry, it's not as bad as celebrating every month that goes past like my younger sister does...

Still, don't do it.
 

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An AFC is an Average Frustrated Chump. He is a Loser.

This boy is no AFC. From the look of his picture, he looks above average. That's why 6,7,8 girls date ugly/average guys like me - It's the personality. Basically this guy has a desperate personality from the tone of his voice.

Most likely this guy made this mixtape when his relationship was on the verge of breaking up.
 

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6 months actually is something to celebrate..

not like that.

but going out for dinner and recognizing you made it a half a yr a good accomplishment.

not gift worthy though.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
i agree with this
i also think that six months is worth a steak dinner and chocolate cake.
who doesnt like steak and cake?
 

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wow, this guy needs some help, I got like 2 minutes into it, it makes me sick just to listen to how stupid some guys can be. Its fukkin sad how far some guys will go to proclaim their undying love, and then watch them get dumped days later. Someone find this guys email and tell him about sosuave~
 

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yeah that guy needs a teddy bear........


or

she probably just gives great H**D



or


that's his 1st girlfriend

or



he hasn't figured out i had a threesome with his girlfriend and his mom while listening to the mixtape :D


or

he's really talking about his gay lover name ken kaniff from conneticut (all eminem fans no what i'm talkin bout):up:


he made a ****ing 14 minute tape for that??? god!!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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thederekeffect1

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"OooOooh" Right when he did the "OooOooh" thing, I knew it was over. Fourteen minutes of "Thank you so, so, so much" "You've done so much for me I'll never forget it" "I love you"

"Ooh babe, I love you" "Aww!" ... "Oh babe, I can't sing anymore I love you so much. Awwww!".

I hope she b*tch smacked him and knocked some sense into him before she left.



The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
 

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Originally posted by thederekeffect1

The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
failure didnt bring everyone to this site.
but hey u think negatively
GOOD STUFF :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Emperiorjack
OMG this is painful to listen to:woo:
i just skipped to about the middle
omg
. WTF ???/ is this thing real.:eek:
 

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Im creating my own swat team to take him out...any takers?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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