http://www.purevolume.com/troysmixtapeoflove
Btw read the little info on what happened to the poor guy.:crackup:
Btw read the little info on what happened to the poor guy.:crackup:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Probably the World's biggest AFC
- Thread starter edo181
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Unregistered
Master Don Juan
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Oh Christ. What a train wreck. I'm three minutes into this. He just said "we're perfect for each other. our hands our the same size".
Alphathree
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One less person we have to compete with, lol.
aftershock
Master Don Juan
What sort of arse even celebrates a 6 month anniversary?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Alphathree
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**goes and hides in a corner**
aftershock
Master Don Juan
Don't worry, it's not as bad as celebrating every month that goes past like my younger sister does...
Still, don't do it.
DonJuanMonk
Master Don Juan
An AFC is an Average Frustrated Chump. He is a Loser.
This boy is no AFC. From the look of his picture, he looks above average. That's why 6,7,8 girls date ugly/average guys like me - It's the personality. Basically this guy has a desperate personality from the tone of his voice.
Most likely this guy made this mixtape when his relationship was on the verge of breaking up.
This boy is no AFC. From the look of his picture, he looks above average. That's why 6,7,8 girls date ugly/average guys like me - It's the personality. Basically this guy has a desperate personality from the tone of his voice.
Most likely this guy made this mixtape when his relationship was on the verge of breaking up.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
6 months actually is something to celebrate..
not like that.
but going out for dinner and recognizing you made it a half a yr a good accomplishment.
not gift worthy though.
not like that.
but going out for dinner and recognizing you made it a half a yr a good accomplishment.
not gift worthy though.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
i agree with this
i also think that six months is worth a steak dinner and chocolate cake.
who doesnt like steak and cake?
brenbaus
Senior Don Juan
wow, this guy needs some help, I got like 2 minutes into it, it makes me sick just to listen to how stupid some guys can be. Its fukkin sad how far some guys will go to proclaim their undying love, and then watch them get dumped days later. Someone find this guys email and tell him about sosuave~
Scoiland
Senior Don Juan
that brings a tear to my eye
BackToTheMack
Senior Don Juan
i read she broke up with him 3 days later
Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
yeah that guy needs a teddy bear........
or
she probably just gives great H**D
or
that's his 1st girlfriend
or
he hasn't figured out i had a threesome with his girlfriend and his mom while listening to the mixtape
or
he's really talking about his gay lover name ken kaniff from conneticut (all eminem fans no what i'm talkin bout)
he made a ****ing 14 minute tape for that??? god!!!
or
she probably just gives great H**D
or
that's his 1st girlfriend
or
he hasn't figured out i had a threesome with his girlfriend and his mom while listening to the mixtape
or
he's really talking about his gay lover name ken kaniff from conneticut (all eminem fans no what i'm talkin bout)
he made a ****ing 14 minute tape for that??? god!!!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
"OooOooh" Right when he did the "OooOooh" thing, I knew it was over. Fourteen minutes of "Thank you so, so, so much" "You've done so much for me I'll never forget it" "I love you"
"Ooh babe, I love you" "Aww!" ... "Oh babe, I can't sing anymore I love you so much. Awwww!".
I hope she b*tch smacked him and knocked some sense into him before she left.
The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
"Ooh babe, I love you" "Aww!" ... "Oh babe, I can't sing anymore I love you so much. Awwww!".
I hope she b*tch smacked him and knocked some sense into him before she left.
The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
Emperiorjack
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OMG this is painful to listen to:woo:
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Im creating my own swat team to take him out...any takers?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.