"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Probably the World's biggest AFC

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Oh Christ. What a train wreck. I'm three minutes into this. He just said "we're perfect for each other. our hands our the same size".
 

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Oh man. What a poor guy. I wish we could help him.
 

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What sort of arse even celebrates a 6 month anniversary?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Alphathree
**goes and hides in a corner**
Don't worry, it's not as bad as celebrating every month that goes past like my younger sister does...

Still, don't do it.
 

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An AFC is an Average Frustrated Chump. He is a Loser.

This boy is no AFC. From the look of his picture, he looks above average. That's why 6,7,8 girls date ugly/average guys like me - It's the personality. Basically this guy has a desperate personality from the tone of his voice.

Most likely this guy made this mixtape when his relationship was on the verge of breaking up.
 

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6 months actually is something to celebrate..

not like that.

but going out for dinner and recognizing you made it a half a yr a good accomplishment.

not gift worthy though.
 

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I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I don't know if it's worth celebrating, but the six month mark is important. At six months couples usually fish or cut bait. In other words, if things are going well at that mark, the chances are better (not great) that they may be able to make things work in the long run. On the other hand, if the relationship is painful to either of them at that point, it is probably eminent that they will end things pretty soon.
i agree with this
i also think that six months is worth a steak dinner and chocolate cake.
who doesnt like steak and cake?
 

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wow, this guy needs some help, I got like 2 minutes into it, it makes me sick just to listen to how stupid some guys can be. Its fukkin sad how far some guys will go to proclaim their undying love, and then watch them get dumped days later. Someone find this guys email and tell him about sosuave~
 

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yeah that guy needs a teddy bear........


or

she probably just gives great H**D



or


that's his 1st girlfriend

or



he hasn't figured out i had a threesome with his girlfriend and his mom while listening to the mixtape :D


or

he's really talking about his gay lover name ken kaniff from conneticut (all eminem fans no what i'm talkin bout):up:


he made a ****ing 14 minute tape for that??? god!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"OooOooh" Right when he did the "OooOooh" thing, I knew it was over. Fourteen minutes of "Thank you so, so, so much" "You've done so much for me I'll never forget it" "I love you"

"Ooh babe, I love you" "Aww!" ... "Oh babe, I can't sing anymore I love you so much. Awwww!".

I hope she b*tch smacked him and knocked some sense into him before she left.



The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
 

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Originally posted by thederekeffect1

The sad thing is, I think everyone here has had a girl come along that's made us feel like that... And then she left us... And we couldn't figure out why... And thats what lead us to this website... And this "mixtape" ... Yeah... listen to it everytime you feel like telling a girl everything you feel for her.
failure didnt bring everyone to this site.
but hey u think negatively
GOOD STUFF :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Emperiorjack
OMG this is painful to listen to:woo:
i just skipped to about the middle
omg
. WTF ???/ is this thing real.:eek:
 

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Im creating my own swat team to take him out...any takers?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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