"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zinc4 said:
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Yeah Renaldo, i am so fat.....where are you even getting that from? Now why don't you stop being a coward and post your pic since you feel see free to take pot shots at others. Unlike you, i have nothing to hide....i could care less who sees this.
You aren't obese, but you are fat. You aren't skinny, are you? You aren't built either. Me calling you fat clearly got to you and in your subconscious you know i am right.

You may not care who sees this because you don't care about your privacy and i respect that. However, i do care for my privacy because it is a legitimate concern.

@Cordon: Lol. I think everyone that has some definition and build shaves themselves. It looks a lot better and you can see the definition a lot better.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ronaldo7 said:
You aren't obese, but you are fat. You aren't skinny, are you? You aren't built either. Me calling you fat clearly got to you and in your subconscious you know i am right.

You may not care who sees this because you don't care about your privacy and i respect that. However, i do care for my privacy because it is a legitimate concern.

@Cordon: Lol. I think everyone that has some definition and build shaves themselves. It looks a lot better and you can see the definition a lot better.

I'm pretty sure if i told you the color red is red you would say no it is blue.
 

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Ronaldo7 said:
You aren't obese, but you are fat. You aren't skinny, are you? You aren't built either. Me calling you fat clearly got to you and in your subconscious you know i am right.

You may not care who sees this because you don't care about your privacy and i respect that. However, i do care for my privacy because it is a legitimate concern.

@Cordon: Lol. I think everyone that has some definition and build shaves themselves. It looks a lot better and you can see the definition a lot better.

I'm pretty sure if i told you the color red is red you would say no it is blue.

edit: my bad for the double post
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ronaldo7 said:
He died for preaching the truth. People hate listening to the truth.

Nice trolling tactic here by mentioning Jesus and the truth here when your persona and ideals are the complete opposite of everything he stood for. He was about humility and helping others while your trolling character is all about false bravado helping itself....well played....well played. I think you would do a better overall job of trolling, though, if you toned things down just a bit.
 

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Ronaldo needs to relax and stop passing immediate judgement on others.
 
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zinc4 said:
Nice trolling tactic here by mentioning Jesus and the truth here when your persona and ideals are the complete opposite of everything he stood for. He was about humility and helping others while your trolling character is all about false bravado helping itself....well played....well played. I think you would do a better overall job of trolling, though, if you toned things down just a bit.
Hopefully you didn't run out of breathe. I'd hate myself if i wrote something that got you breathing, heaving, and puffing and short on needing the inhaler.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Ronaldo7 said:
Hopefully you didn't run out of breathe. I'd hate myself if i wrote something that got you breathing, heaving, and puffing and short on needing the inhaler.

I'm not a religious fanatic...i just can't help but notice the irony and dry humor in the majority of your posts. In hindsight it's ridiculous to argue with you because it's just giving you want you want. Carry on.
 

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zinc4 said:
I'm not a religious fanatic...i just can't help but notice the irony and dry humor in the majority of your posts. In hindsight it's ridiculous to argue with you because it's just giving you want you want. Carry on.
Certainly. Whatever you do is exactly what he wants. Otherwise how can his truth tremble?
 

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zinc4 said:
I'm not a religious fanatic...i just can't help but notice the irony and dry humor in the majority of your posts. In hindsight it's ridiculous to argue with you because it's just giving you want you want. Carry on.
I'm guessing you ran out of excuses to explain your obesity.
 

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Wow! What happened in here? Turned into a ruffled feather fest. Hahahaha

You would think you guys were fighting over a bunch of chicks or something.

Glad some were brave to post pics. I know I was.

Epi
 

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Ronaldo, where are YOUR pics?

All I ever see you do is judge people in threads and try and come off as some super good looking uber buff bodybuilder. Back your big mouth up or shut the fvk up.

Simple.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Nope.
 
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Jaylan said:
Ronaldo, where are YOUR pics?

All I ever see you do is judge people in threads and try and come off as some super good looking uber buff bodybuilder. Back your big mouth up or shut the fvk up.

Simple.
If you took the time to read my posts, i think you would comprehend my reason as to not violate my privacy.

I don't try to come off as anything. You give me too many compliments. I approach everything with my usual humble, down-to-earth spirit. I'm flattered you think i come off like that.
 

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Ronaldo if you don't want to post your pics, then that is perfectly fine. No one should feel pressured to do so.

Can you answer me this? Judging from what I have read in some of your previous posts, you are a black/African American guy correct?
 

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Ronaldo if you don't want to post your pics, then that is perfectly fine. No one should feel pressured to do so.

Can you answer me this? Judging from what I have read in some of your previous posts, you are a black/African American guy correct?
:rolleyes:

:nervous:

:crackup:

:eek:

:whistle:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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