cablecow15
Master Don Juan
I don't get the Asian thing , Id get in trouble with those girls , I cant tell them apart
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
yea..i dont think so. ive posted pics of many girls ive been with. ill put up my current gf, maybe give your old ass something to whack it to.Animal Shelter said:Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:
Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
yea..i dont think so. ive posted pics of many girls ive been with. ill put up my current gf, maybe give your old ass something to whack it to.Animal Shelter said:Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:
Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
lucky manZarky said:Here are a couple of my exes. 8s and above for me as you can see....
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Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
fixed your postcordoncordon said:I've made it pretty clear who my gf is. I think I've posted 5 or 6 different pics of her on here the past two years and spoken about her only about 1,243,634 times in this forum
Dude where's YOUR ****ing picture? Take several with "your" chick so we can see. You should have taken a pic with you, that female and Jordan and posted it up. I'm not hating but none of what you spew on here really rings as being TRUE.cordoncordon said:More pics when I get home, but today was one of the highlights of my life. I'm in Vegas and Rose and I went to Michael Jordans golf tourney. Was within a few feet of Jordan, Roger Clemons, Mario Lemuix, Drew Brees, Jamie Fox, Dr. J, and many other stars, but while he was playing, I got to meet, shake hands with, talk to, and get my pic taken with WAYNE FVCKING GRETZKY!!
My life is complete.
Ha ha ha a lot of the stuff in that joke is true. I've been hanging out a lot with this Asian girl and she mentions how I'm short. I'm 5'9" I guess that's very short, lol. She's obsessed with hello kitty. She's crazy about shopping and acquiring expensive material stuff. She mentioned that she's not normally into guys with facial hair.irocknike23 said:ok kinda off topic but i just gota ask cordoncordon this since he is obviously into asian chicks..
is this true about them?
http://www.asianjoke.com/oneline/how_to_make_your_asian_girlfriend_eternally_happy.htm
i know its a joke site lol but i had a friend who dated an asian girl and he kinda summed up some of the points on that website, im just kinda curious lol
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
This is supposed to be a pic thread of gf's, ex's, and plates, not us.C-quenced said:Dude where's YOUR ****ing picture? Take several with "your" chick so we can see. You should have taken a pic with you, that female and Jordan and posted it up. I'm not hating but none of what you spew on here really rings as being TRUE.
You got it!5string said:cordon
I want an invite to the wedding brother.
Haha true.f283000 said:fixed your post
sorry couldn't resist.
I l like that chocolate in the second picjafyk said:Ok, here's a couple of my pics.
http://www.myspace.com/wordscrafter/photos/39844543#{%22ImageId%22%3A39844543}
this one is from 3 nights ago
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jafyk/5587750199/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jafyk/5587847681/
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.