cablecow15
Master Don Juan
I don't get the Asian thing , Id get in trouble with those girls , I cant tell them apart
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
yea..i dont think so. ive posted pics of many girls ive been with. ill put up my current gf, maybe give your old ass something to whack it to.Animal Shelter said:Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:
Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
yea..i dont think so. ive posted pics of many girls ive been with. ill put up my current gf, maybe give your old ass something to whack it to.Animal Shelter said:Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:
Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
lucky manZarky said:Here are a couple of my exes. 8s and above for me as you can see....
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That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
fixed your postcordoncordon said:I've made it pretty clear who my gf is. I think I've posted 5 or 6 different pics of her on here the past two years and spoken about her only about 1,243,634 times in this forum
Dude where's YOUR ****ing picture? Take several with "your" chick so we can see. You should have taken a pic with you, that female and Jordan and posted it up. I'm not hating but none of what you spew on here really rings as being TRUE.cordoncordon said:More pics when I get home, but today was one of the highlights of my life. I'm in Vegas and Rose and I went to Michael Jordans golf tourney. Was within a few feet of Jordan, Roger Clemons, Mario Lemuix, Drew Brees, Jamie Fox, Dr. J, and many other stars, but while he was playing, I got to meet, shake hands with, talk to, and get my pic taken with WAYNE FVCKING GRETZKY!!
My life is complete.
Ha ha ha a lot of the stuff in that joke is true. I've been hanging out a lot with this Asian girl and she mentions how I'm short. I'm 5'9" I guess that's very short, lol. She's obsessed with hello kitty. She's crazy about shopping and acquiring expensive material stuff. She mentioned that she's not normally into guys with facial hair.irocknike23 said:ok kinda off topic but i just gota ask cordoncordon this since he is obviously into asian chicks..
is this true about them?
http://www.asianjoke.com/oneline/how_to_make_your_asian_girlfriend_eternally_happy.htm
i know its a joke site lol but i had a friend who dated an asian girl and he kinda summed up some of the points on that website, im just kinda curious lol
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
This is supposed to be a pic thread of gf's, ex's, and plates, not us.C-quenced said:Dude where's YOUR ****ing picture? Take several with "your" chick so we can see. You should have taken a pic with you, that female and Jordan and posted it up. I'm not hating but none of what you spew on here really rings as being TRUE.
You got it!5string said:cordon
I want an invite to the wedding brother.
Haha true.f283000 said:fixed your post
sorry couldn't resist.
I l like that chocolate in the second picjafyk said:Ok, here's a couple of my pics.
http://www.myspace.com/wordscrafter/photos/39844543#{%22ImageId%22%3A39844543}
this one is from 3 nights ago
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jafyk/5587750199/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jafyk/5587847681/
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.