cablecow15
Master Don Juan
I don't get the Asian thing , Id get in trouble with those girls , I cant tell them apart
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
yea..i dont think so. ive posted pics of many girls ive been with. ill put up my current gf, maybe give your old ass something to whack it to.Animal Shelter said:Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:
Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
yea..i dont think so. ive posted pics of many girls ive been with. ill put up my current gf, maybe give your old ass something to whack it to.Animal Shelter said:Cordon now has, at least, three aliASSes:
Bimbette, Falconslaxative69, and the one where he wants people to believe he knows about penny stocks.
lucky manZarky said:Here are a couple of my exes. 8s and above for me as you can see....
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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
fixed your postcordoncordon said:I've made it pretty clear who my gf is. I think I've posted 5 or 6 different pics of her on here the past two years and spoken about her only about 1,243,634 times in this forum
Dude where's YOUR ****ing picture? Take several with "your" chick so we can see. You should have taken a pic with you, that female and Jordan and posted it up. I'm not hating but none of what you spew on here really rings as being TRUE.cordoncordon said:More pics when I get home, but today was one of the highlights of my life. I'm in Vegas and Rose and I went to Michael Jordans golf tourney. Was within a few feet of Jordan, Roger Clemons, Mario Lemuix, Drew Brees, Jamie Fox, Dr. J, and many other stars, but while he was playing, I got to meet, shake hands with, talk to, and get my pic taken with WAYNE FVCKING GRETZKY!!
My life is complete.
Ha ha ha a lot of the stuff in that joke is true. I've been hanging out a lot with this Asian girl and she mentions how I'm short. I'm 5'9" I guess that's very short, lol. She's obsessed with hello kitty. She's crazy about shopping and acquiring expensive material stuff. She mentioned that she's not normally into guys with facial hair.irocknike23 said:ok kinda off topic but i just gota ask cordoncordon this since he is obviously into asian chicks..
is this true about them?
http://www.asianjoke.com/oneline/how_to_make_your_asian_girlfriend_eternally_happy.htm
i know its a joke site lol but i had a friend who dated an asian girl and he kinda summed up some of the points on that website, im just kinda curious lol
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
This is supposed to be a pic thread of gf's, ex's, and plates, not us.C-quenced said:Dude where's YOUR ****ing picture? Take several with "your" chick so we can see. You should have taken a pic with you, that female and Jordan and posted it up. I'm not hating but none of what you spew on here really rings as being TRUE.
You got it!5string said:cordon
I want an invite to the wedding brother.
Haha true.f283000 said:fixed your post
sorry couldn't resist.
I l like that chocolate in the second picjafyk said:Ok, here's a couple of my pics.
http://www.myspace.com/wordscrafter/photos/39844543#{%22ImageId%22%3A39844543}
this one is from 3 nights ago
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jafyk/5587750199/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jafyk/5587847681/
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.