penkitten
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you can!bigjohnson said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Porn is Retarded
- Thread starter PrinceBeavis
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ace of Flames
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I can. And will.penkitten said:
DogFashionDisco
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the only thing that'll get me hard nowadays is a good old snuff film!
Maxtro
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Call me weird but I like squirting. It's where the women are geysers. Cytherea, Jada Fire, Flower etc...
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Say "No" to porno Hos!!! It is about the hor dominating the male - the reverse of the natural order of things!!! Your mind is being played!!
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
bigjohnson
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No, it says I have to spread .... *blush*penkitten said:
I couldn't read any more than that, but I bet it woulda been good for you. *snicker*
penkitten
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bow chicka bow wowbigjohnson said:
cordoncordon
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Here is the one thing i will say about porn. Back in the day, the 70's 80's and 90's, you had very few what I would call hot girls in porn. Most were older, kinda skanky looking, except of course in Playboy and occasionally Penthouse.
Now? Wow. Most of these 18-22 year olds that are doing porn are flat out hot. I mean girls that you would never ever expect to be doing it. They look hot, fresh, young, un tainted lol. To me that is the biggest difference.
Now? Wow. Most of these 18-22 year olds that are doing porn are flat out hot. I mean girls that you would never ever expect to be doing it. They look hot, fresh, young, un tainted lol. To me that is the biggest difference.