"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pink Shirts?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Scrumtulescence

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Originally posted by rgeere
Pink releases a chemical in your mind that makes you feel emotional, which is considered unmanly and often gay.

I forgot the scientific name for the chemical, but I read that in some scientidic article somewhere.
Gayaphine? LOLolOLZOLlzzz!!1
 

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Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
I started the trend capt. I get more #s on a thursday afternoon than you do in a month. Relax.
hahahahah and i started trucker hats
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Whoever started this pink trend should be dragged out to the street and kicked
As well as the trucker hat and popped collar trends. Talk about faggotry.

I mean what kind of man wears a pink trucker hat?(I've seen these freaks) You don't buy that in the men's section of the store, that's for damned sure.
 

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Wear whatever you want and dont give a F*CK about people that think other wise.
 

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Im dark, tall and tanned. And i own a pink collar shirt.
 

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I wear a light pink t-shirt and if you guys don't like it, it really doesn't matter!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Regardless, it makes you a homosexual. Don't forget that.
Oh yeah, wearing pink is the same as having sex with another man. :rolleyes:
 

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I can't believe that nobody has used this thread as an excuse to post the following lyrics (by the way, while amusing, I don't agree with them). As you can guess, the song goes to the beat of "white tee":

http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/1509359515/Crime_Mob/Pink_Tee

Woman: Please tell me something, are you gay?
Man: No, not at all, i'm far from it,
Woman: So like, why do people feel like they you need they need to
keep re-enforcing that over and over?

yup in my pink tee(x3)

[repeat x4]
what in my pink tee
huh in my pink tee
yeah in my pink tee

[chorus x2]
i look fruity in my pink tee,
weird in my pink tee
people think that i go both ways in my pink tee,
i look sweet in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
got a purple thong to go along wit ma pink tee,
no drawers wit my pink tee,
look lame in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man wit my pink tee,

step on the scene looking lame inna all pink shirt,
why i got this pink on, when im black like dirt,
all tha men flirt, i even got a pink hat,
girls wanna holla, but i dont want nunna that,
i want me a man with a pink shirt too,
so i kiss him on tha cheek and say thats my boo
how i wear a pink shirt and still feel like a man,
why i get arroused when i see killah kam,cause

[hook x2]
im fruity in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man in my pink tee,

[chorus]

this has been a PSA,
a public street announcement fa Shalanemy Guard(?),
no grown man should wear pink,
ya look stink,
pink is the color for newborn baby girls,
would you let your son wear pink?
if you own a pink shirt, take it in the backyard and burn it,
real men dont wear pink,
and if you like gettin some, next time you 'bout to get some,
see what color the inside of that some is,
that will show you, that pink is for..MEOW ((*****s))
 

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Pink is a cool colour it depends really what you look like though( but that applies with most clothes) if it looks good, wear it. Who cares what other people think, trust me, if it look good- the chicks will adore it.
 

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I heard that in some prisons they make some prisoners wear "pink" shirts because it makes them less "violent" it makes a person act mellow.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I beleive guys like Elvis and Sugar Ray Robinson (the greatest boxer of all-time), had this right, Pink is for a real man! It gets the ladies, and you should have no trouble wearing it! If you do, you are an insecure little po*f! But then again, if you dont like it, dont wear it! As for u guys who say u "tease" (lol, what a punkazz child word), guys who wear pink, come tease me and I will wave a smokin babe in your face! Man, I am sick of these pink threads!
 

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Originally posted by alboh
It depends on which area you live in I guess
Come to think of it, this is probably very very true. Although from what I have seen in the United States, the fashion is aweful! You guys are getting far outdone by your true Mexican neighbours! The fashion down there is all over the US fashion. I mean, basketball shoes and shorts and singlets! Man, that sh*t went out in most parts of the world years ago! Australia is very similar to European trends, of which I like the most!
 

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I wouldn't be caught dead in one, I don't like pink so that's that.

It depends on the person, if you seriously look like a model (preferably blonde) it can be pulled off.... but I see some ugly lookin guys wearing tight pink shirts, it looks stupid. I know i'm no model and am a pretty rough looking guy so I stick with what looks good on me.
 

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CLOONEY: Your on the ball...

KillingTime: I think It would look better on black hair guys? DOnt you think? If you think ONLY models can wear pink, then you are very very thick and shallow. ANYONE can wear it, and if your afraid to wear it because of PEOPLE "Teasing" you, then you are NO ALPHA, NO CONFIDENCE, LOOSER.
 

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Originally posted by Don_Joffe
CLOONEY: Your on the ball...

KillingTime: I think It would look better on black hair guys? DOnt you think? If you think ONLY models can wear pink, then you are very very thick and shallow. ANYONE can wear it, and if your afraid to wear it because of PEOPLE "Teasing" you, then you are NO ALPHA, NO CONFIDENCE, LOOSER.
When did I say I was afraid to wear pink because of being teased? Don't stick words in my mouth please.
I stand by what I said... yes, anyone can wear anything but some people have different features that suit one style over another, no one is better or worse we are just different.
Ever see a very large woman walking around with little tight shorts? Yes it can be done but it's not the most flattering article of clothing on that type of body... she shouldn't dress like a slob but there could be another style that would suit that figure much better.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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