TonyTheTigerOI
Master Don Juan
I started the trend capt. I get more #s on a thursday afternoon than you do in a month. Relax.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Gayaphine? LOLolOLZOLlzzz!!1Originally posted by rgeere
Pink releases a chemical in your mind that makes you feel emotional, which is considered unmanly and often gay.
I forgot the scientific name for the chemical, but I read that in some scientidic article somewhere.
hahahahah and i started trucker hatsOriginally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
I started the trend capt. I get more #s on a thursday afternoon than you do in a month. Relax.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
As well as the trucker hat and popped collar trends. Talk about faggotry.Whoever started this pink trend should be dragged out to the street and kicked
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Regardless, it makes you a homosexual. Don't forget that.Originally posted by Blue Phoenix
I wear a light pink t-shirt and if you guys don't like it, it really doesn't matter!
Oh yeah, wearing pink is the same as having sex with another man.Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Regardless, it makes you a homosexual. Don't forget that.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Come to think of it, this is probably very very true. Although from what I have seen in the United States, the fashion is aweful! You guys are getting far outdone by your true Mexican neighbours! The fashion down there is all over the US fashion. I mean, basketball shoes and shorts and singlets! Man, that sh*t went out in most parts of the world years ago! Australia is very similar to European trends, of which I like the most!Originally posted by alboh
It depends on which area you live in I guess
When did I say I was afraid to wear pink because of being teased? Don't stick words in my mouth please.Originally posted by Don_Joffe
CLOONEY: Your on the ball...
KillingTime: I think It would look better on black hair guys? DOnt you think? If you think ONLY models can wear pink, then you are very very thick and shallow. ANYONE can wear it, and if your afraid to wear it because of PEOPLE "Teasing" you, then you are NO ALPHA, NO CONFIDENCE, LOOSER.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.