TonyTheTigerOI
Master Don Juan
I started the trend capt. I get more #s on a thursday afternoon than you do in a month. Relax.
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Gayaphine? LOLolOLZOLlzzz!!1Originally posted by rgeere
Pink releases a chemical in your mind that makes you feel emotional, which is considered unmanly and often gay.
I forgot the scientific name for the chemical, but I read that in some scientidic article somewhere.
hahahahah and i started trucker hatsOriginally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
I started the trend capt. I get more #s on a thursday afternoon than you do in a month. Relax.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
As well as the trucker hat and popped collar trends. Talk about faggotry.Whoever started this pink trend should be dragged out to the street and kicked
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Regardless, it makes you a homosexual. Don't forget that.Originally posted by Blue Phoenix
I wear a light pink t-shirt and if you guys don't like it, it really doesn't matter!
Oh yeah, wearing pink is the same as having sex with another man.Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Regardless, it makes you a homosexual. Don't forget that.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Come to think of it, this is probably very very true. Although from what I have seen in the United States, the fashion is aweful! You guys are getting far outdone by your true Mexican neighbours! The fashion down there is all over the US fashion. I mean, basketball shoes and shorts and singlets! Man, that sh*t went out in most parts of the world years ago! Australia is very similar to European trends, of which I like the most!Originally posted by alboh
It depends on which area you live in I guess
When did I say I was afraid to wear pink because of being teased? Don't stick words in my mouth please.Originally posted by Don_Joffe
CLOONEY: Your on the ball...
KillingTime: I think It would look better on black hair guys? DOnt you think? If you think ONLY models can wear pink, then you are very very thick and shallow. ANYONE can wear it, and if your afraid to wear it because of PEOPLE "Teasing" you, then you are NO ALPHA, NO CONFIDENCE, LOOSER.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.