TonyTheTigerOI
Master Don Juan
I started the trend capt. I get more #s on a thursday afternoon than you do in a month. Relax.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Pink Shirts?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Thats a lot.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
Pink releases a chemical in your mind that makes you feel emotional, which is considered unmanly and often gay.
I forgot the scientific name for the chemical, but I read that in some scientidic article somewhere.
I forgot the scientific name for the chemical, but I read that in some scientidic article somewhere.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Gayaphine? LOLolOLZOLlzzz!!1
Evil-Rom
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hahahahah and i started trucker hats
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
As well as the trucker hat and popped collar trends. Talk about faggotry.
I mean what kind of man wears a pink trucker hat?(I've seen these freaks) You don't buy that in the men's section of the store, that's for damned sure.
I dont know if a color can be gay.
matter of fact, two weeks ago I went to a party and one of my friends who happends to be a natural Don Juan, wore a pink buttoned down shirt with a suit.
He doesnt care what people think while he is wearing his Armani suit and a pink shirt.
matter of fact, two weeks ago I went to a party and one of my friends who happends to be a natural Don Juan, wore a pink buttoned down shirt with a suit.
He doesnt care what people think while he is wearing his Armani suit and a pink shirt.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
Wear whatever you want and dont give a F*CK about people that think other wise.
Blue Phoenix
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I wear a light pink t-shirt and if you guys don't like it, it really doesn't matter!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Regardless, it makes you a homosexual. Don't forget that.
Blue Phoenix
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Oh yeah, wearing pink is the same as having sex with another man.
diablo
Master Don Juan
I can't believe that nobody has used this thread as an excuse to post the following lyrics (by the way, while amusing, I don't agree with them). As you can guess, the song goes to the beat of "white tee":
http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/1509359515/Crime_Mob/Pink_Tee
Woman: Please tell me something, are you gay?
Man: No, not at all, i'm far from it,
Woman: So like, why do people feel like they you need they need to
keep re-enforcing that over and over?
yup in my pink tee(x3)
[repeat x4]
what in my pink tee
huh in my pink tee
yeah in my pink tee
[chorus x2]
i look fruity in my pink tee,
weird in my pink tee
people think that i go both ways in my pink tee,
i look sweet in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
got a purple thong to go along wit ma pink tee,
no drawers wit my pink tee,
look lame in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man wit my pink tee,
step on the scene looking lame inna all pink shirt,
why i got this pink on, when im black like dirt,
all tha men flirt, i even got a pink hat,
girls wanna holla, but i dont want nunna that,
i want me a man with a pink shirt too,
so i kiss him on tha cheek and say thats my boo
how i wear a pink shirt and still feel like a man,
why i get arroused when i see killah kam,cause
[hook x2]
im fruity in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man in my pink tee,
[chorus]
this has been a PSA,
a public street announcement fa Shalanemy Guard(?),
no grown man should wear pink,
ya look stink,
pink is the color for newborn baby girls,
would you let your son wear pink?
if you own a pink shirt, take it in the backyard and burn it,
real men dont wear pink,
and if you like gettin some, next time you 'bout to get some,
see what color the inside of that some is,
that will show you, that pink is for..MEOW ((*****s))
http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/1509359515/Crime_Mob/Pink_Tee
Woman: Please tell me something, are you gay?
Man: No, not at all, i'm far from it,
Woman: So like, why do people feel like they you need they need to
keep re-enforcing that over and over?
yup in my pink tee(x3)
[repeat x4]
what in my pink tee
huh in my pink tee
yeah in my pink tee
[chorus x2]
i look fruity in my pink tee,
weird in my pink tee
people think that i go both ways in my pink tee,
i look sweet in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
got a purple thong to go along wit ma pink tee,
no drawers wit my pink tee,
look lame in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man wit my pink tee,
step on the scene looking lame inna all pink shirt,
why i got this pink on, when im black like dirt,
all tha men flirt, i even got a pink hat,
girls wanna holla, but i dont want nunna that,
i want me a man with a pink shirt too,
so i kiss him on tha cheek and say thats my boo
how i wear a pink shirt and still feel like a man,
why i get arroused when i see killah kam,cause
[hook x2]
im fruity in my pink tee,
funny in my pink tee,
fa'get a female, i get a man in my pink tee,
[chorus]
this has been a PSA,
a public street announcement fa Shalanemy Guard(?),
no grown man should wear pink,
ya look stink,
pink is the color for newborn baby girls,
would you let your son wear pink?
if you own a pink shirt, take it in the backyard and burn it,
real men dont wear pink,
and if you like gettin some, next time you 'bout to get some,
see what color the inside of that some is,
that will show you, that pink is for..MEOW ((*****s))
Don_Joffe
Senior Don Juan
Pink is a cool colour it depends really what you look like though( but that applies with most clothes) if it looks good, wear it. Who cares what other people think, trust me, if it look good- the chicks will adore it.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I beleive guys like Elvis and Sugar Ray Robinson (the greatest boxer of all-time), had this right, Pink is for a real man! It gets the ladies, and you should have no trouble wearing it! If you do, you are an insecure little po*f! But then again, if you dont like it, dont wear it! As for u guys who say u "tease" (lol, what a punkazz child word), guys who wear pink, come tease me and I will wave a smokin babe in your face! Man, I am sick of these pink threads!
Come to think of it, this is probably very very true. Although from what I have seen in the United States, the fashion is aweful! You guys are getting far outdone by your true Mexican neighbours! The fashion down there is all over the US fashion. I mean, basketball shoes and shorts and singlets! Man, that sh*t went out in most parts of the world years ago! Australia is very similar to European trends, of which I like the most!
KillingTime
Senior Don Juan
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I wouldn't be caught dead in one, I don't like pink so that's that.
It depends on the person, if you seriously look like a model (preferably blonde) it can be pulled off.... but I see some ugly lookin guys wearing tight pink shirts, it looks stupid. I know i'm no model and am a pretty rough looking guy so I stick with what looks good on me.
It depends on the person, if you seriously look like a model (preferably blonde) it can be pulled off.... but I see some ugly lookin guys wearing tight pink shirts, it looks stupid. I know i'm no model and am a pretty rough looking guy so I stick with what looks good on me.
Don_Joffe
Senior Don Juan
CLOONEY: Your on the ball...
KillingTime: I think It would look better on black hair guys? DOnt you think? If you think ONLY models can wear pink, then you are very very thick and shallow. ANYONE can wear it, and if your afraid to wear it because of PEOPLE "Teasing" you, then you are NO ALPHA, NO CONFIDENCE, LOOSER.
KillingTime: I think It would look better on black hair guys? DOnt you think? If you think ONLY models can wear pink, then you are very very thick and shallow. ANYONE can wear it, and if your afraid to wear it because of PEOPLE "Teasing" you, then you are NO ALPHA, NO CONFIDENCE, LOOSER.
KillingTime
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When did I say I was afraid to wear pink because of being teased? Don't stick words in my mouth please.
I stand by what I said... yes, anyone can wear anything but some people have different features that suit one style over another, no one is better or worse we are just different.
Ever see a very large woman walking around with little tight shorts? Yes it can be done but it's not the most flattering article of clothing on that type of body... she shouldn't dress like a slob but there could be another style that would suit that figure much better.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.