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Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Picking up women at a Sex Addicts Annonymous meeting
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
comic_relief
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Sounds like fun, I didn't even know they had a sexaholics anonomous (sp).
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Imagine, multitudes of women one kino move away from giving you a b-job after the meeting. If nothing else, it would make a great opening scene for Dong Fu, the movie.comic_relief said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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BingoFalcon said:
Maxtro
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Does Sex Addicts Anonymous even exist? If so where is the nearest one
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It does, but very difficult to seek out.Maxtro said:Does Sex Addicts Anonymous even exist? If so where is the nearest one
Grand Wizzard Alamar
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haha I don't think a group like that would cure anything
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Grand Wizzard Alamar
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yeah thats actually true. it could be like the darkside of hoes, there because they're the ones that are always rejected.
zerocelcius
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The part that scares me the most is the association of:Dongfu said:
Sex Addicts Annonymous & Dangling Candy in front of KIDS
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i can't believe no one mentioned blades of glory. so freakin hilarious.
anyways
http://saa-recovery.org/meetings.htm
anyways
http://saa-recovery.org/meetings.htm
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Thanks for the link, but of course this is not a serious post. I cant believe there are actually meetings here in Hawaii. Not on my island, or i'd drop in just for the experience.Michele said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
jesusrules
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wow thats the funniest thing ive heard in long time. lol
shop until I die!
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all I can say is "wow." - you're rediculousDongfu said:
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Thanks broshop until I die! said: