"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Picking up women at a Sex Addicts Annonymous meeting

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Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Sounds like fun, I didn't even know they had a sexaholics anonomous (sp).

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comic_relief said:
Sounds like fun, I didn't even know they had a sexaholics anonomous (sp).

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Imagine, multitudes of women one kino move away from giving you a b-job after the meeting. If nothing else, it would make a great opening scene for Dong Fu, the movie. :)
 
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LOL This thread is so wrong hahaha

It's like trying to secretly sell booze at an alcohol anonymous meeting.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Falcon said:
LOL This thread is so wrong hahaha

It's like trying to secretly sell booze at an alcohol anonymous meeting.
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Bingo
 
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Does Sex Addicts Anonymous even exist? If so where is the nearest one :p
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It does, but very difficult to seek out.
 
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haha I don't think a group like that would cure anything ;)
 
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Probably full of UG's and ****blocks. Who needs that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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let's focus on improving our game, not vulturing on already killed meat.
 
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yeah thats actually true. it could be like the darkside of hoes, there because they're the ones that are always rejected.
 
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Dongfu said:
Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
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The part that scares me the most is the association of:

Sex Addicts Annonymous & Dangling Candy in front of KIDS


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i can't believe no one mentioned blades of glory. so freakin hilarious.

anyways

http://saa-recovery.org/meetings.htm
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Thanks for the link, but of course this is not a serious post. I cant believe there are actually meetings here in Hawaii. Not on my island, or i'd drop in just for the experience.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Dongfu said:
Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
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all I can say is "wow." - you're rediculous
 
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