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Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Picking up women at a Sex Addicts Annonymous meeting
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
comic_relief
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Sounds like fun, I didn't even know they had a sexaholics anonomous (sp).
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Imagine, multitudes of women one kino move away from giving you a b-job after the meeting. If nothing else, it would make a great opening scene for Dong Fu, the movie.comic_relief said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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BingoFalcon said:
Maxtro
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Does Sex Addicts Anonymous even exist? If so where is the nearest one
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It does, but very difficult to seek out.Maxtro said:Does Sex Addicts Anonymous even exist? If so where is the nearest one
Grand Wizzard Alamar
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haha I don't think a group like that would cure anything
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Grand Wizzard Alamar
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yeah thats actually true. it could be like the darkside of hoes, there because they're the ones that are always rejected.
zerocelcius
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The part that scares me the most is the association of:Dongfu said:
Sex Addicts Annonymous & Dangling Candy in front of KIDS
:nervous:
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i can't believe no one mentioned blades of glory. so freakin hilarious.
anyways
http://saa-recovery.org/meetings.htm
anyways
http://saa-recovery.org/meetings.htm
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Thanks for the link, but of course this is not a serious post. I cant believe there are actually meetings here in Hawaii. Not on my island, or i'd drop in just for the experience.Michele said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
jesusrules
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wow thats the funniest thing ive heard in long time. lol
shop until I die!
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all I can say is "wow." - you're rediculousDongfu said:
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Thanks broshop until I die! said: