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Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Picking up women at a Sex Addicts Annonymous meeting
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
comic_relief
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Sounds like fun, I didn't even know they had a sexaholics anonomous (sp).
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Imagine, multitudes of women one kino move away from giving you a b-job after the meeting. If nothing else, it would make a great opening scene for Dong Fu, the movie.comic_relief said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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BingoFalcon said:
Maxtro
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Does Sex Addicts Anonymous even exist? If so where is the nearest one
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It does, but very difficult to seek out.Maxtro said:Does Sex Addicts Anonymous even exist? If so where is the nearest one
Grand Wizzard Alamar
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haha I don't think a group like that would cure anything
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Grand Wizzard Alamar
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yeah thats actually true. it could be like the darkside of hoes, there because they're the ones that are always rejected.
zerocelcius
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The part that scares me the most is the association of:Dongfu said:
Sex Addicts Annonymous & Dangling Candy in front of KIDS
:nervous:
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i can't believe no one mentioned blades of glory. so freakin hilarious.
anyways
http://saa-recovery.org/meetings.htm
anyways
http://saa-recovery.org/meetings.htm
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Thanks for the link, but of course this is not a serious post. I cant believe there are actually meetings here in Hawaii. Not on my island, or i'd drop in just for the experience.Michele said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
jesusrules
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wow thats the funniest thing ive heard in long time. lol
shop until I die!
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all I can say is "wow." - you're rediculousDongfu said:
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Thanks broshop until I die! said: