"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Picking up women at a Sex Addicts Annonymous meeting

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Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sounds like fun, I didn't even know they had a sexaholics anonomous (sp).

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comic_relief said:
Sounds like fun, I didn't even know they had a sexaholics anonomous (sp).

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Imagine, multitudes of women one kino move away from giving you a b-job after the meeting. If nothing else, it would make a great opening scene for Dong Fu, the movie. :)
 

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LOL This thread is so wrong hahaha

It's like trying to secretly sell booze at an alcohol anonymous meeting.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Falcon said:
LOL This thread is so wrong hahaha

It's like trying to secretly sell booze at an alcohol anonymous meeting.
Bingo
 

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Maxtro said:
Does Sex Addicts Anonymous even exist? If so where is the nearest one :p
It does, but very difficult to seek out.
 

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haha I don't think a group like that would cure anything ;)
 

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Probably full of UG's and ****blocks. Who needs that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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let's focus on improving our game, not vulturing on already killed meat.
 

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yeah thats actually true. it could be like the darkside of hoes, there because they're the ones that are always rejected.
 

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Dongfu said:
Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
The part that scares me the most is the association of:

Sex Addicts Annonymous & Dangling Candy in front of KIDS


:nervous:
 

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Michele said:
i can't believe no one mentioned blades of glory. so freakin hilarious.

anyways

http://saa-recovery.org/meetings.htm
Thanks for the link, but of course this is not a serious post. I cant believe there are actually meetings here in Hawaii. Not on my island, or i'd drop in just for the experience.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dongfu said:
Just out of curiosity. Has anyone ever tried this? Seems like it would be an easy score, like dangling candy in front of kids.
all I can say is "wow." - you're rediculous
 
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