To begin I'm not complaining well maybe a little bit because this situation is frustrating. I think I know what I will do just want some advice. So my baby mama has a friend I think is cute and whatever. I was on her fb making comments about how decent she looks and my baby mama got mad and like she's feeling some type of way whatever the hell that means. Anyway I asked her on her wall to hook me up with the girl. And the girl was like no cuz she love my baby mama or whatever. This upsets me because 1 baby mama says she wants to get back with me. Which will never ever ever ever happen. 2 she had sex with my ex best friend. 3 get over I don't want you. Or really your friend I just want to have a good ass time. I know I'm just gonna fall back on all this because im a boss but. Damn to top that off they had a talk. About how she feel about me and blah blah ima fall back and let them talk while I continue to boss up !!!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Petty or what?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
By 'baby mama' you mean your girl or your mother?
She's the mother of my youngest son. We are not together.
dustmuffin
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Why wernt you a little smarter about it. Should have done it covertly instead of posting on fb.
Cuz I really don't care nor do I really want the girl. I kind of knew she was gonna say that cuz females do and it made it obvious that baby mama still had feelings for me my baby mama has a girlfriend she should of told her she could have me or xyz but I'll just back up because even though I'm not having sex I still feel like a boss or king
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
parkthebus
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Youll never get anywhere with any woman by proposing a get together with her on fb unless you're a social king.
That's exactly the point ;-) if I liked her I wouldn't ask my bm to hook me up with her I'm just going a little crazy talking a lot of crap cuz I know she's interested
I don't think people always understand the concept of satire. I intentionally wrote what I did to stir **** up I knew she would say naw and I knew they had a talk about not to mention me and the girl was already flirting and still do but my baby mama told her she had a kid with me and her feelings about me blah blah blah. To reiterate I'm just stirring things up because it's funny to me
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
grayclif
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You think people come here for a joke aye? GTFO!!!! If you are being satirical why do you care what this board thinks. You are petty.