Lord Shinra
Senior Don Juan
The one thats currently is posted up looks very 1990s.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Pepe Le Pew
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
cyberlady
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You're ugly!:box:I am looking for a job but I don't seem to get lucky lately.oakraiderz2 said:
It is true, the photo is from my university index but I hope you like it.slitherjef said:
Dates from 1992.Lord Shinra said:
VashStampede
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cyberlady said:
Money fades too. Money and looks are just bonuses on the side. You need to be attracted to a person, yes, but attraction is also emphasized by personality. People who are fun to be around become more attractive over time.
Maybe you should just look for someone who makes you feel alive, someone who makes you feel good to be yourself.
Seems to me you blow guys off because they don't fit the image in your mind of the kind of guy you want. The guy in your mind is a figment of your imagination, he doesn't exist. Life is not a fairytale. Happily ever afters are not realistic. The reason "Titanic" and "Romeo and Juliet" are so romantic is because its about people who fall inlove over a few days. They are in honeymoon phase. Things would not be as romantic after a year. I dont believe that woman find it so hard to figure out that the prince charming story will never happen. You should drop your expectations. Expectations are a very bad thing :nono:
cyberlady
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For what reason? I will not do anything without reason. Not looks, not money, what then? I am fun to be around too! I could make you fell alive, good to be yourself.VashStampede said:
Is the guy in my mind a figment of my imagination, doesn't he exist?
Isn't life a fairytale? Doesn't happily ever afters realistic? Is the reason "Titanic" and "Romeo and Juliet" are so romantic is because its about people who fall inlove over a few days? Are they in honeymoon phase? Why things would not be as romantic after a year? You must be unhappily married because you reason like one. Marriage should not be boring. It is not ment to be. You are married to the wrong woman that is all. If you change your life partner things would get betterVashStampede
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
cyberlady
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You are troll:box:VashStampede said:
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