i shared the drew love with many ; )Originally posted by Wyldfire
Drew...I was cleaning out my closet and found that dildo of yours. I got all teary-eyed reminiscing about how NeanderthalSupersoldier used to violate you with that thing back when he was trolling the hell out of the chat room. And since when did you tie up pen? You were MY biotch, dammit!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
congrats on the wedding my friend.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
ty for sharing in our excitment!
we have lots of plans developing for our future.
weddings are kinda hard to plan and they seem expensive.
we are trying to plan well and not spend too much.
i would much rather have a cheaper wedding and a better honeymoon haha
we have lots of plans developing for our future.
weddings are kinda hard to plan and they seem expensive.
we are trying to plan well and not spend too much.
i would much rather have a cheaper wedding and a better honeymoon haha
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
in the words of Pook, ooo la la
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Giovanni Casanova
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I second that emoticon.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Oooh! congratulations, happiness, joy, and all that other stuff meaning "that's great for you two!"
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
I havn't always seen eye-to-eye with you Gio, but i'm happy for you and Penkitten. Congratulations.
Wlydfire, hard as it may be to believe; this thread isn't about you . So with that said. Butt out.
Wlydfire, hard as it may be to believe; this thread isn't about you . So with that said. Butt out.
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
Figured I'd send my best wishes as well
Congratulations...
Good luck to you both. I'll check my wedding gift in with Eternal..somehow.
Congratulations...
Good luck to you both. I'll check my wedding gift in with Eternal..somehow.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
How fuggin AFC
Just kidding. Dudes, that rocks!
Congrats! Let's meet up for a drink when you're both in the D before you're gone. I'll even buy you a round. As long as we don't talk about landlord/tenant stuff...
I third the Ooh la la. Enjoy!
Just kidding. Dudes, that rocks!
Congrats! Let's meet up for a drink when you're both in the D before you're gone. I'll even buy you a round. As long as we don't talk about landlord/tenant stuff...
I third the Ooh la la. Enjoy!
On a joking side, this thread might have a chance of rivaling the fabled "Masturbation Thread" in terms on number of replies (especially since we have until December for the wedding!)
On a real side:
Can we expect to see both of you on the board from time to time?
And if not could I contact you sometime in the future if I need some advice? I always liked the advice both of you give.
Congrats again.
On a real side:
Can we expect to see both of you on the board from time to time?
And if not could I contact you sometime in the future if I need some advice? I always liked the advice both of you give.
Congrats again.
Hey congrats Gio and Pen. You guys are wise enough to handle anything that comes your way.
Wyld, I'm suprised at you for trying to put the kabosh on their big announcement. Don't be jealous Wyld you'll get married soon.
Wyld, I'm suprised at you for trying to put the kabosh on their big announcement. Don't be jealous Wyld you'll get married soon.
diablo
Master Don Juan
This is a happy thread!
In other words, I just finished deleting 2 full pages of snide remarks, sarcastic comments, and unwarranted "advice".
My finger hurts, so I'm going to say this one time only. If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. All parties involved already know who they are - and if you keep it up, no matter how "innocuous" your "advice" is, it will be deleted. If you have a problem with this, tough. Nobody can keep you from posting in the thread, but realize that it's not about you. If people want to make it into a bickering session, then their thought-out and lengthy responses will just be deleted as soon as I get back to the thread.
This is not up for discussion!
In other words, I just finished deleting 2 full pages of snide remarks, sarcastic comments, and unwarranted "advice".
My finger hurts, so I'm going to say this one time only. If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. All parties involved already know who they are - and if you keep it up, no matter how "innocuous" your "advice" is, it will be deleted. If you have a problem with this, tough. Nobody can keep you from posting in the thread, but realize that it's not about you. If people want to make it into a bickering session, then their thought-out and lengthy responses will just be deleted as soon as I get back to the thread.
This is not up for discussion!
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Congratulations to both of you. Not very often one can find a person they are compatible enough to recognize the value. Wish the very best to you.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
SageOFAllenAge
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& they lived happily ever after ...well I hope so.
this must be a 1st for the sosuave community right ?
this must be a 1st for the sosuave community right ?
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
Congratulations on gettin' hitched! Yee-haw!
Best of luck to you guys.
Best of luck to you guys.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.