i shared the drew love with many ; )Originally posted by Wyldfire
Drew...I was cleaning out my closet and found that dildo of yours. I got all teary-eyed reminiscing about how NeanderthalSupersoldier used to violate you with that thing back when he was trolling the hell out of the chat room. And since when did you tie up pen? You were MY biotch, dammit!
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Penkitten and I Are Getting Married
- Thread starter Giovanni Casanova
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
congrats on the wedding my friend.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
ty for sharing in our excitment!
we have lots of plans developing for our future.
weddings are kinda hard to plan and they seem expensive.
we are trying to plan well and not spend too much.
i would much rather have a cheaper wedding and a better honeymoon haha
we have lots of plans developing for our future.
weddings are kinda hard to plan and they seem expensive.
we are trying to plan well and not spend too much.
i would much rather have a cheaper wedding and a better honeymoon haha
comic_relief
Master Don Juan
in the words of Pook, ooo la la
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Giovanni Casanova
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I second that emoticon.
Fist_of_Fury
Don Juan
Oooh! congratulations, happiness, joy, and all that other stuff meaning "that's great for you two!"
WesCottII
Master Don Juan
I havn't always seen eye-to-eye with you Gio, but i'm happy for you and Penkitten. Congratulations.
Wlydfire, hard as it may be to believe; this thread isn't about you . So with that said. Butt out.
Wlydfire, hard as it may be to believe; this thread isn't about you . So with that said. Butt out.
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
Figured I'd send my best wishes as well
Congratulations...
Good luck to you both. I'll check my wedding gift in with Eternal..somehow.
Congratulations...
Good luck to you both. I'll check my wedding gift in with Eternal..somehow.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
How fuggin AFC
Just kidding. Dudes, that rocks!
Congrats! Let's meet up for a drink when you're both in the D before you're gone. I'll even buy you a round. As long as we don't talk about landlord/tenant stuff...
I third the Ooh la la. Enjoy!
Just kidding. Dudes, that rocks!
Congrats! Let's meet up for a drink when you're both in the D before you're gone. I'll even buy you a round. As long as we don't talk about landlord/tenant stuff...
I third the Ooh la la. Enjoy!
On a joking side, this thread might have a chance of rivaling the fabled "Masturbation Thread" in terms on number of replies (especially since we have until December for the wedding!)
On a real side:
Can we expect to see both of you on the board from time to time?
And if not could I contact you sometime in the future if I need some advice? I always liked the advice both of you give.
Congrats again.
On a real side:
Can we expect to see both of you on the board from time to time?
And if not could I contact you sometime in the future if I need some advice? I always liked the advice both of you give.
Congrats again.
Hey congrats Gio and Pen. You guys are wise enough to handle anything that comes your way.
Wyld, I'm suprised at you for trying to put the kabosh on their big announcement. Don't be jealous Wyld you'll get married soon.
Wyld, I'm suprised at you for trying to put the kabosh on their big announcement. Don't be jealous Wyld you'll get married soon.
diablo
Master Don Juan
This is a happy thread!
In other words, I just finished deleting 2 full pages of snide remarks, sarcastic comments, and unwarranted "advice".
My finger hurts, so I'm going to say this one time only. If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. All parties involved already know who they are - and if you keep it up, no matter how "innocuous" your "advice" is, it will be deleted. If you have a problem with this, tough. Nobody can keep you from posting in the thread, but realize that it's not about you. If people want to make it into a bickering session, then their thought-out and lengthy responses will just be deleted as soon as I get back to the thread.
This is not up for discussion!
In other words, I just finished deleting 2 full pages of snide remarks, sarcastic comments, and unwarranted "advice".
My finger hurts, so I'm going to say this one time only. If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. All parties involved already know who they are - and if you keep it up, no matter how "innocuous" your "advice" is, it will be deleted. If you have a problem with this, tough. Nobody can keep you from posting in the thread, but realize that it's not about you. If people want to make it into a bickering session, then their thought-out and lengthy responses will just be deleted as soon as I get back to the thread.
This is not up for discussion!
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Congratulations to both of you. Not very often one can find a person they are compatible enough to recognize the value. Wish the very best to you.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
SageOFAllenAge
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& they lived happily ever after ...well I hope so.
this must be a 1st for the sosuave community right ?
this must be a 1st for the sosuave community right ?
Don Pablo
Senior Don Juan
Congratulations on gettin' hitched! Yee-haw!
Best of luck to you guys.
Best of luck to you guys.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.